What is one thing you will never do again?

They say it's always good to try anything at least once whether it's trying a new food, going to a new place, trying a new exercise routine, etc. What is the one thing you've tried that you'll NEVER do again?

I'll tell 10
I won't tell 8
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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Your Mom.

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    • iEatZombies_

      You'll do it again. Just you watch.

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        No... YOU watch ;)

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  • galen

    Rub my eye after touching jalapeno peppers.

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    • sillygirl77

      I did that once accidentally. I feel your pain :(.

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    • CountessDouche

      That's not so bad...

      Once I had a fap after handling chilies...

      I ended up laying down in the bathtub with my legs up against the wall and my vagina right under the faucet screaming swear words

      : (

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    • Incomplet

      Same situation but with wasabi peas.

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  • RoseIsabella

    No sex on the first date or one night stands anymore, ever! I haven't done either of those things in over six years and I'm so much happier for it. I wouldn't trade the peace of mind and serenity I have now for anything!
    :-)

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    • anti-hero

      Your vibrator is over 6 years old?

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      • RoseIsabella

        Well, you never know.

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  • stopandthink

    Try to wank secretly with TWO brothers in the room.

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    • Shackleford96

      Ha!

      Questions:
      Are you male or female?
      Did you get caught?

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      • stopandthink

        I'm male. And for the love of all things good and innocent I sure hope I got away with it.
        But then if the bed is shaking in a regular pattern and your brother is breathing heavily, it's 2 plus 2 isn't it. :(
        Hopefully one day I'll forget about it.

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        • Shackleford96

          Yeah, he probably knew... But, it really isn't a big deal. Embarrassing, sure, but in the grand scheme of things it won't really matter.

          My brother walked in on me one time. I was underneath a blanket (thank god!), but it was still embarrassing none-the-less. We didn't talk for like a week straight. Lol

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  • Freedom_

    Huffing, hooking up, having sex on a friend (you heard me right), extasy, dating an asshole, oxycontin, living with my sister, and dried bananas.

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    • charli.m

      Oh fuck totally with you on the dried bananas. Even thinking about them makes me feel sick :/

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      • iEatZombies_

        lol! If dried bananas are your worst regret, I want your life. =P

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        • charli.m

          Hahaha they said what wouldn't you do again, not necessarily what do you regret :P

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        I love dried bannana, so good with museli

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      • Incomplet

        Oh god, eating dried bananas is like chewing faintly sweet rocks.

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    • iEatZombies_

      Four of those are things I won't do again, as well. Although, I would be lying if I said one those wasn't an incredible experience at the time.

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      • charli.m

        You had sex on a friend too? :o

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        • iEatZombies_

          You just get me, Boo.
          Actually, the oddest thing that happened where I was a part of one person atop of another is when I got drunk, passed out, and someone had a trashcan on my head that they were puking in, also drunk. Trashcan's name was Ralph.

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    • chained_rage

      Don't be dissing dried bananas when the real culprit here is dried pineapple chunks

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      • Shackleford96

        Lol, I like all of those dried things....

        bananas
        raisins
        blueberries
        pineapples
        apricots

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        • chained_rage

          You are truly a man amongst men, sir.
          I bow to you

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          • Shackleford96

            Haha, I'll eat almost anything!

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      • Freedom_

        I'm sure they are just as horrible :)

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  • sillygirl77

    I will never go to Time Square for New Years Eve again. You can't even move an inch until midnight. I'm glad I didn't pee myself.

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  • Dulse.

    Putting a turtle on an escalator. It had a panic attack and started screaming. I forgot to give it some berries. Turtle is okay now!

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  • Meth. I was never addicted, but have tried it and don't see what the big deal is. It just induces anger and paranoia while sweating and feeling like shit.

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    • Holzman_67

      that's interesting it always made me really placid. But in the later years of my addiction I definitely started getting the paranoia/anxiety. Never anger though.
      I suppose these things effect people differently.

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      • It had a horrible effect on me. I see other people do it and they act insane. You must have good tolerance.

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  • Holzman_67

    oxygen. Tried it once and didn't like the taste

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  • This girl I knew a year or two back. ;)

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  • megadriver

    1.Get smashed on cheap vodka!
    I wanted to die the following day.

    2.Eat too many hot peppers

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  • chained_rage

    Getting out of bed at 6am on a Sunday. Fuck that shit

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    • Freedom_

      Why? Just why?

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      • chained_rage

        Because I am a huge cricket fan :'(

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  • VirgilManly

    Dry humping a Honey Badger.

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  • swaggs

    Throwing food by driving by at a geek nerd hangout establishment at night time for the thrills

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  • poopforlunch

    i wont do my mom ever again

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  • whatthefrag?

    Eating ice cream with halopenenos and spices in it to prove I'm a tough dude. Made me sick vomiting the rest of the day and night.

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  • CanadianCowboy

    Go on punishtube

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