What if your boss asked you to show your boobs and promise a raise?

Your boss called you in the office and promised to give you a 10% raise on the condition that you show him your boobs and let him suck on them.

Will you do it?

Yes, I will do it right away. 25
Yes, I will do it but ask for a bigger raise. 47
No, I will never do it. 38
Other comments 11
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Comments ( 32 )
  • VinnyB

    Sure, if someone wants to pay me to suck on my fat man boobs, they are welcome to have at it.

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  • Redcoats

    I'd record him saying it, then blackmail him into getting a raise or you're gonna sue him for sexual harassment (:<

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    • Riddler

      Wow, even more clever, I love your thinking

      http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/41616756.jpg

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      • Riddler

        Oh but look its the Joker, we should team up.

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  • charli.m

    I'd find a new job.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'd report him to corporate and get him fired. Humans work here, not pigs.

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  • harddrystickysocks

    Tons of women do this kind of thing everyday. Sleepin with the boss.

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    • abigdick

      There were a couple of women where I worked that did some things with the boss that got them raises and promotions. If you a good looking woman who is willing to please your boss in everyway possible, you can go far. Benefits work both ways.

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  • I don't have them, but are men's boobs OK?

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    • Riddler

      Punch in him the face and hope it breaks his nose and file a lawsuit for sexual harassment. Hope his company goes bankrupt and take him to court till hes begging on the floor. I would ruin the shit out of them. Then I would walk away happily knowing I ruined his life. I think this could be applied to men and women though its not right to ask to see your workers private areas. Everyone should do this if it happens since you can bet I would. I am in real life really polite but this kind of thing deserves a punch in a face.

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    • KeddersPrincess

      Men's boobs are perfect! ;)

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  • seekelp

    Other comments.

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  • spunkluvr

    Smack him in the face and report him.

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  • goodatgiving

    She's 26, 5'-7", 117#, 39D--35, long black hair, green eyes, gorgeous looks, great personality, always ready for sex, generous to a fault, loving and caring, always willing to share all in all the perfect wive that I sometimes think I don't deserve.

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  • Alquen

    Absolutely not. I hate my boss.
    I don't even do regular work stuff he asks me to.

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  • goodatgiving

    My wife does not work for another boss but if she did she said she DEFINITELY show her tits and more. I believe her because she is always naked at home even in the presence of others.

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    • omghahahawasbanned

      Good wife. You can retire young then.

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      • goodatgiving

        The only place she works is in our home office (a separate building about 200 feet from our house) she often works there naked I don't give a raise but she will give me a rise. She's never been to the warehouse where 16-18 guys work but she wants to worktherelso when I go there. I know the guys there would appreciate her.....Maybe someday soon....:-) :-)

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        • omghahahawasbanned

          For the sakes of all the pervert losers... ahem... I mean available bachelors who read this, may I ask that you describe your wife so we can register her images in the picture. Say, is she shaven downtown, long hair, big boobs, etc., you know, stuff like that.

          I know I have just earned myself a lot of love from the guys by asking you this, but if it bothered you, I apologize and you don't have to answer. :D

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  • Mr-Myrtos

    Find a new job first and kick him after. Be clever and delay it till you find the new job.

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  • flyingnostalgia

    I would kick him in the NUTS! and then find a new job!

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  • (s)aint

    If I'm single?
    Fuck yes, if it results in a lot of extra money.

    If I'm taken? I discuss it with my boyfriend and asks if he's fine with it first.

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  • sega31098

    Considering I'm a guy, that wouldn't happen.

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  • BobbyTheBear

    All the woman commenting proves that they are all just different priced hoes.

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  • Ace9

    Shit, no boobs :(

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  • mystery7

    My boss is a woman... and hot... so yes please go ahead, don't worry about the raise.

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  • trustingsoul

    Huh???

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  • icant_

    Your boss should consider having implants.

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  • pixie44

    Depends on the job and how much I would be making tbh. If it was like burger king hell fucking no. Id quit.
    But if it's a big ass company where Id be making over $400,000 a year i'd haggle with him on the amount of the raise. Possibly 20% or more and then have him give me the raise first before anything. ;D

    I mean boobs are meant for babies to suck on, so who cares lol. Especially if my boss is hot, why not.

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    • modernism

      I was gonna say that, but the only thing is that if it's a well-paying career and you want to keep it for a while, then having sexual relations with your boss might get both of you fired.

      Risk v.s. Reward

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      • pixie44

        Yea. That's why its a secret though ;D

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    • regisphilbin

      you sound like my kinda women

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