What if you were dared to not cuss for a whole year? could you do it?

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No cussing when angry. No cussing when excited. No cussing when scared. No cussing when startled. No cussing during sex. No cussing on the toilet. No cussing when cooking.

365 days, 8,766 hours, 525,960 minutes, 31,557,600 seconds.

What if your dare started right now: Could you, you goggly eyed two-faced blood-sucking maggot?

No, I couldn't fucking do it. It is the fucking integral of my life 20
No, I would surely slip up accidentally or unknowingly 29
Yes, I rarely ever cuss anyway 13
Yes, I don't cuss at all anyway 5
Yes, even though I curse like a sailor. 2
Fuck dares and this poll 14
Yes, other 1
No, other 2
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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    I will give it a shot, what the hell.

    Shit.

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  • LizardSkin
    9 years ago

    Cash reward or stick your dare where the sun don't shine.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Why the fuck would I submit myself to such a bullshit dare? What the fuck's in it for me?

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    Fuck that shit.

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  • dom180
    9 years ago

    Almost impossible for me. I say "fuckin'" mid-sentence all the time, completely automatically. Once, at the lowest point, I told my friends they were "going off their tits on some dumb shit" without even recognizing I'd said something slightly weird. Even when I'm with my parents I probably swear a dozen times a day. I am trying to cut it down because sometimes it impedes communication or limits the number of people who are comfortable communicating with me, but swearing can be fun and expressive as well and it can break down unhelpful taboos.

    If I didn't drink for a year, I reckon I could do it. For a month or two it would take constant self-monitoring though, and I might slip up singing songs with naughty words in them.

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  • kupokupo
    9 years ago

    In this thread: Lots and lots of swearing.

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    • charli.m
      9 years ago

      Says the "merry fuck you" guy :P

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      • kupokupo
        9 years ago

        Come on, that was warranted - it's only Andy! He's not even human! Haha! :D

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  • calistotanzi
    9 years ago

    I don't get the problem with "cussing" anyway. I'll happily say "take it bitch-boy" while shoving some cedar log dirt up the ass of Jesus the son of Miley Cyrus or whatever shit hole you want to worship right now as your profitable prophet. But we have to be respectable to God right? And not pound our fists up his tight American hole.

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  • CalciteQueen
    9 years ago

    If you paid me, I'll definitely do it. Otherwise - fuck no.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Even for big bucks, I really doubt I could do it. I might give it a try, but as they (and you, OP) say, "I curse like a sailor".

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    What do I get out of it?

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  • pastor_of_muppets
    9 years ago

    I haven't cussed in many years. It changes you for the better. Makes you calm and stuff :)

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    • bleepingderp
      9 years ago

      Who needs calm? I fucking don't!

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      • DemonicFortuneCookie
        9 years ago

        Fucking agreed.

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  • DemonicFortuneCookie
    9 years ago

    I would fail in less then a fucking minute.

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  • modernism
    9 years ago

    I think I could do it... except when in an intense game or something. That shit gets serious.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    Nope.

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  • Rihyae
    9 years ago

    Easily :D.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    There are so many worse things than swearing !

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  • WhiteStallion
    9 years ago

    I think even though I hardly swear... there would definitely be that one rare occasion in which I WILL cuss so no, this would definitely not work for me.

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    Well that's just silly. Words are words.

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  • ucipher8
    9 years ago

    hell no

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    F no.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    nonononononononono

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Nope. I once tried to stop swearing for a day and it didn't last.

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    • wistfulmaiden
      9 years ago

      I tried giving it u for Lent and it didnt work, so I just gave up being Catholic.

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  • reminiscent
    9 years ago

    Im pretty sure I have gone a year or years without cursing if we dont count damn it

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  • TrustMeImLying
    9 years ago

    Even though I have good self-control and only cuss sometimes, I would probably slip up. But combine doing anything competitive with a racing pulse and I'm a definite goner

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  • Blue_Velvet
    9 years ago

    Yes that would be easy, i rarely cuss so.

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    • pastor_of_muppets
      9 years ago

      *hug*

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      • Blue_Velvet
        9 years ago

        I don't know who thumbed you down. Thanks for the hug and merry christmas to you.

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