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What would you do? Feel free to add anything but I'm pretty sure I got the basics covered.
| have sex with an unwilling stranger in the street | 8 | |
| rob a bank / store / person | 4 | |
| kill someone | 5 | |
| cry all day | 3 | |
| take a yogurt and not pay for it | 10 | |
| come clean and tell people you're a homosexual | 3 | |
| walk around naked | 10 | |
| do all the drugs in existence and get a really bad tattoo | 10 | |
| set fire to the rain and pour it on peoples' faces | 6 |
I would take a yogurt and not pay for it. I'm badass... That's how I roll
Take the yogurt and watch the world go to shit as people do incredibly stupid shit that have correlation with their impending doom. Like murdering someone or setting fire to the rain. Actually, setting fire to rain sounds like a pretty sweet accomplishment to never have the chance to tell your grandkids about.
By sex with unwilling stranger you mean rape :P No I wouldn't do any of the insane and criminal acts you've mentioned. I had rather go into seclusion and pray to keep me calm, away from the maniacs and die with some decency.
I'm more amazed that we would get to know of our impending doom beforehand. I'd be calm, stay in and away from the looting and panicked crazies, probably visit the same websites I normally do to see how everyone's taking it and what kind of developments there are in the world. Of course, this is assuming the plug hasn't been pulled on everything.
Get as much sleep as I can. Can't die without a good night's sleep, am I right? But overall, I wouldnt' be upset (mostly accepting of it more than anything else). Infact, I'd be a bit glad too. After all, after what humans did to this planet, it'd be a friggin' miracle. No more humans and no more chances for humans to fuck over other planets.
Now that I think about it, that's exactly what should happen. Perferably soon and before we hit 9+ billion.
I want to say something sentimental like "make love to my partner as we watch the world dissolve away" or something but I don't exactly have someone to do that with so...
I'd probably just eat. A lot.
I'd email a goodby to my kids and friends. Then spend the day with my wife, hanging out and making love. We'd have a really great last meal and go to bed, letting the world end while in each other's arms.
It would take several days to get to them (most flights from here have 8 to 10 hour layovers). I imagine the phone lines would be jammed, especially the international ones. So, yes email.
I know most of you do not believe I'm on a boat anchored in the Caribbean, but if I'm to keep up the pretense, then I couldn't exactly say we'd get together for a last meal, could I?
Anyway, the chauffeur who drives the Rolls, which is how we'd get to the airport, (you wouldn't expect us to take a taxi, would you? How common, really!) is on strike, and the fucking Lear jet is broken again.
Yeah but if you're trusting the internet service providers will still be up and running, why not call your kids over the net? Or webcam them, so you can say goodbye sort-of-face-to-face?
"To kids,
Can't write much - busy bonking wife before apocalypse. Hope you're looking after your mothers and there's enough food in the fridge to last you until the end of the world.
Belated happy birthdays, thanksgivings, christmases and new years. Sorry I wasn't really around.
Love,
thegypsydaddy"
Ever lived in a 3rd world country? When you were there, assuming you weren't in a tourist hotel, did you find an internet connection fast enough to webcam anyone? I've had dial-up faster than the connections on many islands. I don't know how to 'call your kids over the net'.
If the internet works and I can get a message out, then perhaps they will get it before the end. That's a hell of a lot better than a continual busy signal or total silence, don't you think?
Anyway, I'm sure they have their own lives to put in order, and loved ones they'd like to spend their last hours with, so I'm sure the conversation, if I got through on the phone, would not be all that long.
I think I'd just walk around naked (if it was summer) and rob a burger king for their chicken fries. Nom, nom, nom.
Oh the comments on this post. I think its enough to restore someones faith in humanity XD. So what if it was an error and for whatever reason the world does not blow up. That would be pretty awkward right? Id grab my cats and drive to the family that still loved me and pick up every friend I could telling them its okay to come over and sit and wait to die.
I'd load my rifle for protection. (I live in gun crazed America.) Then I'd drive over to see my family for a good dinner. Civilization's accomplishments would no longer mean much. I would lament that scientists didn't seed the cool layers of the atmosphere of Venus with GMO microbes (sinkers and floaters). Humanity's potential legacy as terraformers of the galaxy would be lost.
git yalls story straight
last week yall was an american expat livin in australia
as an american yalls rifle oughta be loaded at all times anyway
I used to be an American expat living in Australia quite a long time ago, but my visa ran out after two years.
Y'alls raise a good point. It's unpatriotic when you keep your only rifle unloaded. But, I do it anyways. Ain't too worried about civil unrest around these parts.
Go somewhere peaceful to draw and listen to my fiance play bass, get a quickie in, go visit family til time's up.
Just kidding. I'd go insane and run from criminals, hoping like hell I have time to buy a gun to protect my fiance, cats, and I. I'd also try to get through and call my family to tearfully say I love them and I wish I could see them just one more fucking time, because I haven't seen them in over 5 years and now we're all gonna die.
Hi, realistic apocalypse.
Find a clinic willing to give out morphine and lethal injections, hoping to God I'm the only one that had that idea.
Panic with my friends... That is... If they're willing to.
Otherwise, I know a couple of them would like the explosion, so... we could do that. Enjoy our day, I guess.
...Oh! I would also like to take some free yogurt, thank you very much!
Accept my fate and die peacefully. I would also try to give my love a visit, if possible.