What if is it normal was on the discovery channel?

This week on the discovery channel, we will be taking a closer look at the rare and elusive specimen of Is It Normal. Throughout the years, this species has trippled in size and stupidity, mistifying others who have not yet been effected by this phenomenon.

Our first specimen can be seen lurking around your mailbox. He can be found answering the door everytime the mailman rings the bell and he munches on junk mail as an afternoon snack. His name? Postmanlover. His rare obsession with all things mail leads us to question what of creature he really is.

Re-emerging from the banned and beyond, Omghahawasbannedisback is a creature of its own. Being twice removed, this specimen can sometimes be seen commenting that he is still around and kicking it. Researchers still have yet to uncover the mystery as to why he was banned.

As technology becomes faster, sleeker, and slimmer, so does the lingerie Indestruy. Steve2374, a C-string frantic, can be spotted at the local park, sun tanning in fashions latest, the C-string. Parents be warned though, this specimen is not safe for your children so be cautious when entering the park.

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Comments ( 17 )
  • nobody13

    Here we can examine a curious specimen known as a 'gypsysailor.' Thegypsysailor is a most baffling organism, because its name has little to do with its actual nature. It has aspirations of living on a boat and dating underage members of the opposite sex, but so far it's afraid to approach anything deeper than a bathtub (as indicated by the layers of filth that coat its skin, a sort of natural armor against the elements) and it hardly travels anywhere beyond the local welfare office. It hasn't seen pussy since 1978, but it uses its feigned status as an experienced lover and worldly sailor in hopes of attracting a suitable mate online. Crikey! It's going on an anti-'gawd' rampage! Perhaps he didn't enjoy being dragged to Mass by his mother!

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    • Youre hired!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i thought the mailman obsessor were a chick

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    • Well then just change everything to her/she :P

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      • postmanlover

        omg i the first paragraph got me hot because i imagined it was a guy who loves postal stuff as much as i do, oh yes, f me thru the mailslot <333

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        • Success?

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    I read this in David Attenborough's voice

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    • Yes!

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  • Crusades_

    I wanna see SJW's being eaten alive by hyenas.

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    • dirtybirdy

      Single Japanese women?

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      • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

        I don't believe he said anything about tentacles.

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        • shuggy-chan

          Damnnit i got my hopes up for nothing

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  • Cliche1234

    As a lurker, I secretly like Postmanlover. She's weird and some of her comments are unpredictable. I like something that catch me off-guard and not cliche just like her comments. She really needs a postman in her life.

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    • Are you secretly a postman?

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  • VirgilManly

    I like to spend most of my day Naked And Afraid.

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  • thegypsysailor

    If IIN were that popular, would it then be just like Yahoo answers and others?
    Since I haven't been to any others, I can only guess that what makes this place nice is that it's a relatively small online community.

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  • EndlessSuffering

    If it was on the discovery channel, people would 'lose faith in humanity'.

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