What if all 7 billion of us farted at the same time?

What would happen? I mean these purely from a scientific angle. In terms of sound, gaseous distribution and overall energy produced. Would we survive? Would the sun explode?

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Based on 26 votes (15 yes)
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  • Holzman_67

    big fart theory

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  • dirtybirdy

    That's pretty gross but I don't think it would be a whole lot different than right now. I mean I suppose about half or more of the world is farting right this second, shitting too. And all the gases released each minute due to deaths and twice as many births. There would need to be a lot of planning to go into this. Like dietary concerns, sleeping habits, we'd need to get everyone on the same page and that ain't happenin.

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    • Riddler

      LOL, you put so much thought into this comment.

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      • She sure did, and I appreciate it. I wish I could say the same for your comment.

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      • dirtybirdy

        :D Thank you for noticing!

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        • Riddler

          I was not going to comment as I know where this idea has come from and heard it repeated a number of time. So I decided to just read the comments but I thought it was funny how much effort you put into yours.

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          • dirtybirdy

            Sometimes it feels good to think, and I like the pretty sparks and sizzle noises my brain makes. Hey why is this in the sex category? I don't want to know actually.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this.

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  • VirgilManly

    That's how the dinosaurs became extinct.

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  • Short4Words

    heat death

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  • Unimportant

    Let's give it a go.

    3, 2, 1...

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  • neonclam

    It would blow open a new hole in the ozone layer and we would all die from radiation exposure.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I can't stand the smell of my own farts. Smelling everyone else's all at the same time would probably be enough to make me go mad. lol

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  • Angelmikeal0

    thats alot of methan gas.

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  • jeannie

    it probably still wouldn't smell half as bad as my husbands gym bag

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  • dytrog

    About 10% is methane 27 % worse than carbon dioxide. So if we could get cows to participate we would make Al Gores dreams come true.

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  • Blade884

    I don't think we would all fit inside an elevator to do that at the same time.

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  • personalhygiene

    we would all die in fart smell question is.... what if they all sharted at the same time?

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  • thekittycat12345

    i would literally be so happy bc i like fart smells! oh btw the world would explode. :) any hot guys wanna come fart on me????

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  • lelouch82

    It would be hilarious yet would leave a really bad air pollution all over the world.. Won't be able to know what it's like having fresh air in awhile unless it all fades away

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  • I'm-not-a-bitch

    To me, it would be anticlimactic. Besides, I used to enjoy egg yolks.

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  • CanadianCowboy

    All life on earth would be obliterated!! And would take millions of years for new life forms to emerge

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  • jethro

    You could probably kiss the ozone layer goodbye. If everyone faced east, when they did it, you might get the Earth to spin just a bit faster and we could go back in time.

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    • Just_feed_me_Troll_Meat

      Troll meat makes for the best farts

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