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What if life was a little more like the WWE?

Just imagine... You booked a table for two in a restaurant, your date is already there. you come walking through the doors with your theme song playing.

How awesome would that be?

You go to the library to return a book... and your theme song plays...really softly though.

You go to renew your driver's license; walk into the offices and... pyrotechnics go off and your theme song plays.

If you had a theme song, what would it be?

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    Kill bill "shits about to go down" theme song. There will be a moment of pause in which the music starts after I slam The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe and some Buddhist self-help book on the librarian's desk, completely ignoring the return vault, and stare her in the eyes like "what bitch? I didn't see it.".

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    *hits yall over the head with a foldin chair*

    i guess my songd be 'let the bodies hit the floor'?

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    • thegypsysailor
      9 years ago

      Instead, may I suggest yours should be, "Tiptoe through the Tulips" by Tiny Tim?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        sock it to me

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    • Shackleford96
      9 years ago

      So cliche...

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        ok fine then ill go round layin motherfuckers out with a foldin chair while the pina colada song plays

        better?

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        • Shackleford96
          9 years ago

          That's better :)

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            9 years ago

            'if you like pina coladas and gettin whacked in the brain...'

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  • Faceless
    9 years ago

    Umm, Abba, Dancing Queen and id come roller skating in wearing spandex.

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  • sillygirl77
    9 years ago

    LOL I like the part about the theme song playing softly in the library. I don't know what my theme song would be.

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  • ItoldYaIwasTrouble
    9 years ago

    Mine would be " i told ya i was trouble" by Amy Winehouse hence the user name. Suits me down to a t :p

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    9 years ago

    "Ride the Tempest" by ICP. Rollin', with no controllin', impulse ain't holdin'...

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I used to have a theme song of sorts back in my college radio days.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I'd go with The Used- Pretty Handsome Awkward. Though I'd probably hate the song after hearing it everywhere I'd go. lol

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    • iEatZombies_
      9 years ago

      I was about to comment that this theme song stuff sounds like the 7th level of hell.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    There has to be a show on TV where you could experience your fantasy. Go forth, young person and find that fame is not all it is cracked up to be.
    No theme songs for me. I'll just take a corner table where I can face the door, thanks.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      9 years ago

      dont be a sourpuss yall can has a themesong

      how bout the village peoples singin 'in the navy'?

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