What have you received as a christmas bonus from work?

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Have any of your past or present employers given out a Christmas/holiday bonus?

Please list everything that you have received as a Christmas bonus from your employers.

Membership in the Jelly of the Month club. 6
Other. I have received.....(comment) 13
I've never received a Christmas bonus :( 16
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  • davesumba
    11 years ago

    I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month club and I wanted to look my boss straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbreed, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is!!!

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    • Shackleford96
      11 years ago

      I am betting you would have said just that too!

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    A blow job from the boss. It was nice but the beard tickled a bit.

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    • Shackleford96
      11 years ago

      Holy shit dude, that's gross. Did you at least tell her to shave it off in the future?

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        I almost went there with it too. But then second guessed myself and back off of the bearded lady joke. Leave it to Rusty to take it over the top LOL

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        • Shackleford96
          11 years ago

          Haha, I just couldn't help myself with that one XD

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          • anti-hero
            11 years ago

            It was a good way to go with it, no doubt now.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Keep my job.

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  • MissyLeyneous
    11 years ago

    My first employer ever gave us each a small monetary bonus in our checks and a Christmas ham. Neat! :D

    The employer I have now gave us each a 25 dollar gas card that we couldn't use anywhere else but the place we worked. Yippie..... D:

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  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    Christmas is ten months away its a tad early for a bonus.
    *drops a yuletide log for op**

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    I got a Christmas gift box of Sausage, Ham, Summer Sausage, and two packages of bacon (one regular and one peppered). My job is awesome :)

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    • Anime7
      11 years ago

      Nice

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      • Shackleford96
        11 years ago

        Indeed, i even got a WHOLE smoked turkey for thanksgiving too!

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        • Anime7
          11 years ago

          Sounds like a pretty sweet Thanksgiving.

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          • Shackleford96
            11 years ago

            It was good :)

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            • anti-hero
              11 years ago

              If all the children leave Arlen there will be no young to take care of our old. Our old will feed on our very old. Our very old who are not eaten will wish they had been...eaten.

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  • michaels4p5
    11 years ago

    mine was just a $200.00 dollar bonus every year

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    We didn't get anything this year because the boss only ever wants to take us to a fancy dinner. However the usual spot is one of those 30th floor, pay for the view kind of places. This year I would not be able to attend because it would creat too exhausting of a day for me. My coworkers tried to talk him into giving us $100 and calling it good. The boss didn't think the dinner was worth it didn't seem to care that I couldn't go. I was a little offended. He's normally a decent person but that was just kind of lame.

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