What have you eaten today?

I'm just curious. I've had a chocolate covered chocolate donut, a clementine, a greek yogurt with strawberries, a pear, a banana, a spoonful of chunky peanut butter, a piece of multigrain panini bread toasted with butter and a bowl of cherries.

How about you?

*wonders how many people will say pussy, your mom, poop...*

nothing 17
too much 20
i dont know 0
i cant remember 4
dont care 19
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  • CountessDouche

    I WILL FOOD PORN THE FUCK OUT OF YOU TILL YOU CUM 55 TIMES...because I love to cook!

    Breakfast:
    Mango lassi, and an egg white omelette with basil, feta, tomatoes, caramelized onion, and 2 pieces of bacon

    Lunch:
    Cuban sandwich with homemade spiced pulled pork (mojo) from the slow cooker, ham, Swiss, pickles, mustard, all on toasted ciabatta

    Dinner:
    Seared tuna with a soy, ginger, chili, citrus glaze and a salad- mâché, grapefruit, avocado, toasted macadamia nuts and a homemade citrus vinaigrette

    Desert:
    Yummy blackberry tart with an almond flavored crust

    I'll wait, I'm sure you need to change your panties.

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    • KingRabbit

      Congratulations. You gave the OP food poisoning. Poor thing probably thought it was just a fart. Now they need to change their panties !? Tsk tsk tsk.

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      • CountessDouche

        Braised rabbit tomorrow.

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        • KingRabbit

          Will it come with anal seepage too?

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        • ChaoticBunny

          O_O eep!

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    • I think i love you. And yes I did have to change my panties...twice.

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    • shuggy-chan

      U have mango lassi!!!!! Well shit now i either have to marry u or kidnap and keep u in my basement

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      • CountessDouche

        Even better...I have the recipe, if you want it :)

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        • shuggy-chan

          Fine.... Basement it is

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  • 2 poached eggs on toast. rice with sweet chilli tuna. many cups of tea

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  • Karmasbitch

    Cheetos, chocolate, tea, chocolate.oh, and tea.. And chocolate.

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  • Incomplet

    Cornflakes, banana slices and milk for breakfast. Oh and a poached egg.
    Rice, pork ribs soup, eggs and garlic chives for lunch.

    Red bean soup for a morning snack. Grape, apple and orange smoothie for an afternoon drink.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Oatmeal w/maple syrup, apples & raisins for breakfast. For lunch I had a spring mix baby lettuce salad with chipolte & cheddar dressing. My dinner consisted whole wheat lasagna with spinach, mushrooms and turkey sausage and peaches & cream for dessert.

    My bunghole is grateful and thanks me for eating fiber rich foods!
    *poop*

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    • handsignals

      Your internal organs must love you.

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      • RoseIsabella

        God, I hope so.
        ;-)

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  • Your dad.

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    • My tongue is stained with cherry juice.

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      • Blood tastes metallic.

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        • Yes.

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  • your choices are weird, i can't choose. but today i had chicken, oats, rice and some sweets... not nothing, but not too much, and since i can remember 'em perfectly, the other choices aren't ok either...

    ...it also wouldn't be untrue if i say i fed on my guy's sausage earlier. with cream. LOL if you know what i mean.

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  • GinnyWeasley

    breakfast: coffee and banana
    lunch:lettuce and tomato salad with soja milanesa+banana
    snack:yogurt+tea
    dinner: lettuce, tomato and onion salad with soja milanesa+banana

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  • smallboobies:(

    A bagel with a couple of pickle spears, kiwi, and rice with hot sauce.

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  • dalesite

    two sunny side up eggs and two hamburgers a few hours apart. 7/15/14

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  • Shackleford96

    *realizes how much my diet sucks... thanks to that fucking job that never had a consistent lunch break...

    Today, it's 11:30am and I've just had coffee so far.

    Yesterday, I had oatmeal for breakfast. Made with mixed nuts, banana chips, butter, honey, brown sugar, cinnamon and blueberries. Later on I grilled up some hamburgers and hotdogs. There was cake afterwards too.

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  • Salad. Romaine lettuce, chopped onions, two chopped boiled eggs, broccoli heads, blue cheese dressing. Two milk thistle tablets, 2 krill ooil gelcaps, I turmeric/piperine capsule.

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    • Did you toss that salad?

      I can't eat eggs anymore :( even when i used to, I felt sorta like a cannibal.

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      • Hmm...I wonder who this is? Lol. You always have to toss the salad before you eat it.

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  • Rosserllene

    All I can remember is that I ate something black in the morning 0.0

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Human flesh.

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    • LittleBee

      I heard it tastes like pork. Is it true?

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  • Pika-girl

    Just woke up... For now, nuffin (No, not muffin, but nuffin).

    But... Yesterday...

    Breakfast: Bread and some ravioli

    Lunch: Sandwich

    Dinner: Salad that my sister made... Too much dressing gave me a headache... WHY, SISSIE?!

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    • Too much dressing hmm? Maybe she felt you were too scantily clad?

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  • Shrunk

    Piece of ham that I accidentally left in the car overnight... To see if it was still good.. Didn't really smell that bad, didn't really taste like anything.. I just bought it so itd be kind of a waste to throw out, I'll just heat it up I guess..bout to go have some milk and cereal

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    • LittleBee

      Ew. I hope you're joking.

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      • Shrunk

        Lol nope, I always taste expired food before throwing it out if it doesn't smell, the other day I found some whipped cream I let go for too long and it turned into this perfect cheese, it sounds gross but it actually tasted like mascarpone

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  • Shily666

    I got a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit with hashbrowns at Hardee's this morning. Then I got a Zax Snack meal during lunch. After that, I got some groceries and ate some salmon sushi for dinner.

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  • seakelp

    This cheesy thing I found in the dumpster where I live. There was also some sort of tomato sauce on it.

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  • shuggy-chan

    Bagel+egg+cheese+veggie breakfast patty sammich

    Greek yogurt+whole wheat cheese pringles+ blueberry and whole wheat fig newtons

    Homemade Salad+ ben and jerry's fudge and hazelnut

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    • braintrip

      hot & spicy noodles, a roll. asparagus wrapped chicken and 99 cent yogurt. (__\
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    • I smell ice cream!!!!

      -Chunk

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  • handsignals

    A cheese and Avocado toastie and a mandarin.

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  • poon_jabber

    hot juicy pussy

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