What happened to the gypsy sailor

Questions in the title.

By the way I proved he was a BS artist.

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  • pizzabrowniesushi

    maybe his boat sank and the crusty old dude lost all of his numchucks and he is like stuck at sea or something.

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  • rachelrules

    I think gypsy sailor is a teenager or a couple of teenagers.Old men usually aren't that defensive or liberal. They probably lost their computer privileges and will be back soon.

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    • alou666

      He was real.

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    • RamenNoodleMaster#2

      finally a truthful description of the gypsysailor

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  • Beep_Beep

    +-------------------------------------------
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    | In Memory of the Gypsy Sailor
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    Heave Ho! Aweigh, the ship’s anchor,
    lads, climb-up, the tall ship’s masts!
    Unfurl the sails white billowed,
    all pray, the stiff trade winds blast!

    Men briny from white-capped oceans,
    Terra Firma’s, a distant quest.
    Feel the salt spray, stinging the faces,
    of the ship’s crew, tossed fore and aft.

    We’re compelled to sail the oceans an’ seas,
    with a plumb compass an’ a ration’s tack.
    Tattoos an’ a Gypsy squeeze-box melody,
    the gale blows on our ruddy backs.

    R.I.P. the sailor

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    • The sailor is dead

      Aye matey, twas a good farewell ye done thar. Shivered me timbers it did

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      • Beep_Beep

        Aye, I'll miss the loud-mouthed braggart with his scoffed tales of sex with mermaids 42 years his junior, I will. But now we only have the silence of the waves and the wind. May he sail on in the breezes of eternity, belittlin Gawd with his superiority and arrogance.

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        • gypsysailor.lost.his.account

          you stole my poem.., well it wasn't really mine anyway, haha. I forgive you.

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          • Beep_Beep

            Good point. I should have noted credit to Jim Sularz

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  • 8=====D~~~~~

    Hard to say really. Whomever was behind the account won't be missed anyway. It's really irritating to read comments from anyone and see that what they lay out as "facts" really aren't facts at all, just manipulated half-truths, but whomever is posting it thinks it the absolute, unvarnished truth.

    That was basically what the gypsysailor account did on a daily basis when they were here.

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    • The sailor is dead

      He was simply a huge flaming liberal pansy. He really believed all that he said. Sadly, about half of the country would agree with his views

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      • leckmichimarsch

        I too believe he really lived on a boat, probably in one of the poorer parts of Caribbean, and was able to "score" a (mentally disturbed) 26 year old.

        The problem is that's not all that impressive as he tried to make it.

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        • 8=====D~~~~~

          I don't think so. I think the whole thing was bullshit. Unless it was some extraordinarily poor island person.

          They never gave up the ghost on the story because they backed themselves into a corner and they realized that to admit to lying would result in losing all credibility, so no matter what they stuck to the story.

          Either way as you said, what they claimed was not impressive in the slightest. Either outright bullshit or creepy age difference and they snagged someone that NOBODY else wanted.

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          • gypsysailor.lost.his.account

            one of his profile pics was of him on his boat holding a piece of paper that said "thegypsysailor loves you all" or something like that... didn't seem fake. I have no reason not to believe his story. But I wasn't impressed either.

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            • 8=====D~~~~~

              That can very easily be faked though. I do think that picture was original in terms of being on a boat but there is no way to know for certain whether the boat was owned by whomever was that account.

              The whole backstory wasn't impressive because it can easily be broken down. No woman in her 20's would date a guy approaching 70 if he didn't either:

              1. Have money

              2. She CANNOT have much going for her at all

              Certainly didn't have money so option 2 seems more likely.

              This is assuming you actually believe the account had a wife in her 20's....dubious assumption at best.

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      • Faggy_weiners

        I don't think they were actually liberal, I think they just followed trends. Which, unfortunately, far more people today also do, instead of actually thinking for themselves, finding themselves and a belief system they adhere to. Being liberal (for some reason) is still popular right now.

        For example I didn't vote for Barack Obama in 2008 but at the same time I know plenty of people who did and on some level I can understand doing it while I also don't agree with it. Everything the liberal media put out on him was sunshine and roses and the conservatives put out McCain (who I deeply respect but also think was too old for the office) and Palin was just a mistake, plain and simple.

        Okay, so he gets elected in 2008. These same people who elected him, had a chance in 2012 to put the country back on the right track with Romney (who I think would have been a decent, business oriented president) and what do they do? Shit the bed again by going to the polls with their heads firmly up their asses and re-elect not just a liberal president, but an outright socialist one.

        And idiots like whoever was behind the gypsysailor account still think we need someone like Sanders or Clinton in office. After 8 YEARS of Obama. That is just mind boggling to be so out of touch with reality, that you actually not only think that but go out of your way to defend that choice.

        I'll be honest, I don't really want Trump as president. But I am smart enough to know, beyond any sort of doubt whatsoever, that we SIMPLY CANNOT afford to have Clinton or Sanders in office. The country will completely collapse under more socialist programs. It just can't happen.

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        • The sailor is dead

          I personally love Trump, though i wish he would have run in 2012. It would have been awesome to see him defeat Obama

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          • Cockballs_McFaggington

            I'm totally willing to give Trump a chance. I do think he has potential. Although if he ran in 2012 against Obama he would've lost just like Romney did.

            I still have a hard time understanding myself how any sensible person could have voted for Obama in 2012. He accomplished nothing but raising the debt to double what it took 200+ yrs to initially get to and everyone seems to just completely ignore that. I guess if you're black (which is overwhelming MINORITY population in America) or a leeching welfare slug Obama was the one to go with in 2012.

            I'm neither of those things, so....

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            • The sailor is dead

              Its simple why people voted for Obama: he gives out free stuff. To all sorts of groups, abortions and contraceptives to women, welfare and many other entitlements to blacks, he gave gays what they wanted... Etc. so its all very simple. People want things, and he gave it to them. Its all very basic, i need i need i need, ME ME ME !

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  • Fenrirr

    he got killed by shrek

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    • leckmichimarsch

      Shreksecuted

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      • Fenrirr

        this is my swamp

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        • dirtybirdy

          And in the mornin, I'm makin waffles.

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        • leckmichimarsch

          Straight outta swampton

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      • snarkygirl

        Lol

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  • I heard he got his dick bit off by a shark, I warned him about that aquatic glory hole.

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  • Ellenna

    Well I miss him and I hope he comes back. I didn't always agree with him and sometimes he was nasty but I MISS HIM.

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    • snarkygirl

      How long has he been gone? I've been off for a month but I'm still hete.

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      • Ellenna

        About a month I reckon. There have been a number of theories floating around but who knows why. If he's actually dead (not just his account on IIN!) I'd really like to know

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        • snarkygirl

          If his account is gone he's probably not dead.

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  • alou666

    His account was suspended shortly after an argument with charli.m, IIN's top reporter and bully. If there's anything about you that ISN'T normal, beware.

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    • leckmichimarsch

      "IIN's top reporter"?

      Aren't you the guy that said you had no problem with rule-breaking and "bullying", in reference to tgs' rude comments? So why isn't it just as acceptable when it's directed back at him?

      He got what he deserved. He even asked/dared the "top reporter" to have him banned lol.

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  • CaptainTrips

    I heard a rumor he was sighted off the coast of Rhode Island. Near Block Island. But that is just a rumor.

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  • snarkygirl

    Maybe he had a heart attack from viagara. That happens to old guys!

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  • Fugazi,

    HIS MOTHER CANCELLED THE WIFI

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  • rachelrules

    would have liked to see a picture to see if gypsy sailor and his much younger wife were real.

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  • Kilgore.Trout

    How did you prove anything?

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    • giantgummypennis

      Years ago his profile picture of a massive kick ass sail boat, then he changed it to pop eye or some shit, about a year or so later I told him to post apic of him, holding a piece of paper with Gypsysailor written on it, on his boat. He did, but you couldn't see him in the picture and the boat was docked, way to small to live on and def wasn't the one in the original pic. Case closed.

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