What foods feel good to smear on your naked body?

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I heard peanut butter is feels good and Nutella any suggestions?

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Based on 27 votes (9 yes)
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  • Holzman_67
    7 years ago

    soylent green

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      It's people!

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  • Honeybuns35
    7 years ago

    Olive oil.

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  • charli.m
    7 years ago

    Boiling oil.

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    • DaBruzzah
      7 years ago

      Only the finest sulphuric acid for you, my pet.

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      • charli.m
        7 years ago

        Oh, boogers.

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        • DaBruzzah
          7 years ago

          I don't want to bother you if you're having a good week. So, I'll crawl back into my coffin and play dead until misery returns to the world. Bye.

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          • charli.m
            7 years ago

            How touching.

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        • DaBruzzah
          7 years ago

          :-)

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  • xfg43
    7 years ago

    Pig's blood.

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  • Jayemen
    7 years ago

    I've used vegetable oil on a few women, with fun results. Female friend and former business associate of mine had a thing for chocolate syrup, all over her body. As in, we'd have to go to Sam's and get the huge cans of Hershey's.

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  • KingRabbit
    7 years ago

    Coconut oil

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  • jethro
    7 years ago

    Kate Hudson would be nice.

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  • [Old Memory]
    7 years ago

    Ice cream.

    But exclusively vegan ice cream.

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    • CreamPuffs
      7 years ago

      I love vegan ice cream. Although honestly I prefer ingesting it rather that merely applying it to my bare skin.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Shmear some Philthadelphia cream cheese.

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    • The_Loitering_Creep
      7 years ago

      Seriously, I love to smear corn starch on women that I am fortunate enough to get into bed with. Have your long tall Texan do it to you. It feels like liquid silk.

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    • SillyBastard
      7 years ago

      http://politedog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/funny-picture-phteven-phelfie.jpg

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago

        Aww, it's a weird faced pup!

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  • Aliceee93
    7 years ago

    Chilli sauce

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  • rayb12
    7 years ago

    pussy

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  • sandnigga
    7 years ago

    Warm melted cheese

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  • Kill_All_Perverts
    7 years ago

    Try rotting raw offal.

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  • Whatintarnation
    7 years ago

    Ghost pepper

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