What fictional sleuth would you least want investigating your case?

You've committed a serious crime!! What fictional detective(s)/sleuth(s) would you LEAST want to be handling your case?

Yes, I'm aware that there's a lot more detectives but I wanted to limit the list to the classic ones who have a LOT of personality.

Lt Columbo 3
Sherlock Holmes 18
Jake and the Fat Man 0
Magnum, PI 3
Barnaby Jones 1
Jessica Fletcher 1
Monk 1
Kojak 0
Shaft 0
Father Dowling 0
Matlock 1
Perry Mason 1
Simon & Simon 3
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Comments ( 11 )
  • Anime7

    Scooby Doo! If I was ever framed, I guarantee you that it wasn't old Mr. Jenkins in a costume.

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  • anti-hero

    Simon & Simon or ... Simon & Garfunkel maybe.

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  • myownopinions

    Sherlock Holmes all the way. Mainly because I don't know anyone else from the options...

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  • robbieforgotpw

    Chief inspector Jacques Clouseau

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  • TheLogicalSkeptic1

    Batman.

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  • Alphareign

    F.B.I. agent Olivia Dunham.

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  • dodongos

    Monk.
    He's OCD like me, and he'd be able to pinpoint every little mistake of mine.

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  • penguin1

    My first thought was Sherlock Holmes but Matlock and Simon and Simon would be ok too. And I do like Robert Goren from Law and order.

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  • dappled

    Simon and Simon because my real name is Simon and it would get very confusing.

    I'd quite like Monk on the case, though. He reminds me a bit of me.

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    • Avant-Garde

      I can just see it now: "The Tale of the Three Simons". Premieres Tuesday at 6pm.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Sharky and George the crimebusters of the sea.

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