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I jokingly accused my husband of doing sexual stuff with a woman he works with (it was a complete joke as the woman is much older, chubby and not good looking at all). Well, he got real weird and didn't joke back like he'd ordinarily do. He changed the subject immediately and had strange body language and wouldn't even look at me.

She's the only female that works there. He doesn't go anywhere before or after work either.

So....what do you think?

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  • KeyboardSolo
    13 years ago | pl

    I doubt he's mounting the she-beast you depicted. Most likely he's just been having some thoughts about other women that he feels guilty about.

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    • imacomputer
      13 years ago

      dang dude! you got it right again! (as far as I'm concerned) Once again...you are slowly becoming one of my heroes.

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    • a215
      13 years ago

      true. is shes not attractive prob nothing physical. but hes probably had private thoughts about her, as most men do about every woman they meet.

      but you never know. men are suprising. keep and eye out but it doesnt seem incredibly worrisome

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  • normalornot1999
    13 years ago

    You said you were joking, but you must have some reason for asking him. Behind every "Joke" is some truth.

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  • Ms.Caffinated
    13 years ago

    Yup, Keyboard has a point. He could be guilty of wanting, or has already, been with another women, for your sake I hope not the latter. Test out his body language, and if you get anything, ask nicely whats wrong (You might be more successful if your not screaming at him, but if he admits to anything I DO NOT blame you for chopping off certain male organs lmao) Good luck and I hope nothing is wrong :D

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  • Munchieman
    12 years ago

    I have this one girl who comes over to my house like everyday and we get baked an sometimes i just want to whip my dick out and skull fuck her ...that felt good to get that off my chest...

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  • enginelugger
    13 years ago

    make him wear a CB2000, that'll take care of that problem, and you'll be the one who will hold the key, lol

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    • [Old Memory]
      13 years ago

      I started researching male chastity devices..

      O_0

      Lots of models out there. This might be the ticket for the OP. I doubt her hubby will wear them, though.

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      • BoredGuy
        13 years ago

        Don't you say

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        • [Old Memory]
          13 years ago

          lmao

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    What made you ask the question of your husband?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      He was talking about a situation at work and I said oh it sound like she likes ya (which was actually true, it does seem like she flirts an awful lot). He got weird. So to tease him I said he probably threw her some dick and now she's hooked (well something to that effect).

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      • dappled
        13 years ago

        Ahh, I see. That's kind of what I was getting at. Whether you had any doubts and what had caused them. It's entirely possible he enjoys the flirting and doesn't think you'll be okay about it (you seem to deal with it well). Or, like others say, maybe he's hiding something deeper.

        Personally, it doesn't sound like he's doing doing anything too deceitful but, in your position, I'd keep my eye on the situation and see if his behaviour towards you changes. I wouldn't eat yourself up about it, though. It sounds like you handle things just fine, as it is.

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  • darren3
    13 years ago

    She's his slump buster. Has he had a bad month at work? Needed to turn things around? Hmm? He hit that nasty piece of ass and now things at work are improved.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    it sounds like you are pushing him away or you are insecure

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    It could be that what you think is a "ugly beast" to him is a goddess. Its quite possible that he has feelings for her and you made him feel bad for loving her.

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  • disthing
    12 years ago

    The only person who knows is your husband and the other girl; all these people are speculating with even less information than you've got. We don't know him, we don't know the other girl, we don't know you.

    All we have is a tiny bit of a big story - you'll get some reassuring answers, and some concerning answers, and whichever you settle on is probably the one you would have reached on your own.

    Basically, we can't give you something we don't have, so we can't help you.

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  • maniktwin
    12 years ago

    Most men don't admit that they like to have sex with women they can't break in half (read:voluptuous/fat) the fact that you brought it up means you are insecure regarding this issue. All jests have the truth in them, bottom line. Basic psych 101.

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  • joybird
    12 years ago

    Don't be lulled into a false sense of security coz she's fat and ugly etc. If she's flirting with him, she's maybe making him feel good - not like the boring wifey at home.

    Have you ever noticed the ugly birds men leave their wives for?

    If you suspect it, there will be some truth to it!!!!

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  • funnigyalxx
    12 years ago

    omg hez doin it behind ur back man sort it out xx

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  • yourfuckinghero
    13 years ago

    Ugly old ladies don't generally tattle, and not all men only get hard around skinny, pretty ladies.

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  • eternalsmoke31
    13 years ago

    If you gotta come online and ask us crazy people about it then most likely he is stickin to her out of simple convenience....

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  • JimmyATR
    13 years ago

    Hes definatly doing her, sounds like me and my wife.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      You're fucking an old ugly lady at your work?

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  • NCman89
    13 years ago

    I have to agree with Keyboardsolo also he probably has a fantasy or something involving another woman and your joke touched a nerve a real tell tale sign is if start to question you about the same thing. I wouldn't jump all over him or anything just ask and see where it goes yelling will just start an argument and nothing will be accomplished good luck

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  • icanhascheezburger
    13 years ago

    Sounds pretty fishy, not sure why he would act that way unless he has something to hide or is guilty of something. Maybe you should confront it before dropping to conclusions, it may just be a coincidence he's being like that.

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