What do you usually call a penis?

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I'm male and I usaully call it a penis. 11
I'm male and I usually call it a cock. 12
I'm male and I usually call it a dick. 36
I'm male and I usually call it a dong. 1
I'm male and I usually call it a Johnson. 0
I'm male and I usually call it a wang. 0
I'm male and I usually call it something else. 2
I'm female and I usually call it a penis. 7
I'm female and I usually call it a cock. 18
I'm female and I usually call it a dick. 26
I'm female and I usually call it a dong. 1
I'm female and I usually call it a Johnson. 0
I'm female and I usually call it a wang. 0
I'm female and I usually call it something else. 7
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Comments ( 22 )
  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Depends on the guy. They are as individual as they are.

    Good ones: "the rod from god, the sweet seven, the hammer"

    Not so good: "the minute man, the angry inch, the 12 minus 9"

    I have a name for dappled's too.

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    • dappled
      13 years ago

      I so don't want to reply to this but you've drawn me in. Go on, do your worst.

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      • [Old Memory]
        13 years ago

        Since you asked...

        rē e·to tv·la·ko hok·tu·ce

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        • dappled
          13 years ago

          It's something to do with bears and little girls. It's either cute, insulting, or illegal. Knowing you, I'd stake my mortgage that it's the middle one.

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          • [Old Memory]
            13 years ago

            You are such a poop. I shouldn't even tell you.

            It's in Creek (like you didn't know that) and it means:

            Arrow Tree with Beans for the Girls.

            I was in an actual good mood when I came up with it. You're lucky.

            You'll get the papers for your new mortgage in the morning.

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  • DestroyedSepulchre
    13 years ago

    Love the word Schlong, oodles! Its kinda sexy-soundin'! :)

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  • kidlicker
    12 years ago

    baby tickler

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    I try to avoid talking about it... Also I've never heard anyone say "Johnson". What the actual fuck?

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  • Caity21Lifee
    10 years ago

    A pecker "KEEP YOUR PECKER IN YOUR PANTS"

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    My lil bro

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    10 years ago

    muttondagger

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  • nawtyalice
    10 years ago

    twig and berries

    meat and 2 veg

    goldmember

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    ALL

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  • cutiebaby
    12 years ago

    Willy

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  • pinktacos
    12 years ago

    hot rod

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Willy. How on Earth can you miss willy out? It makes them less threatening I feel.

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  • cathy22
    12 years ago

    wanker

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  • thegift
    12 years ago

    Magic stick

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    meat

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  • thegift
    13 years ago

    The Gift.

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  • Ms.Caffinated
    13 years ago

    I just call it a dudes 'thing' lmao some of the other words make it sound like something cute lmao jk :D

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    Tadger!

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