What do you use to cut your fingernails?

a lawn mower but its hard to get them even

Chainsaws

I bite em'

i use my nails im serious

Edward Scissorhands comes round once a month and does my hair, my nails, and my downstairs topiary. Not entirely comfortable with flashing blades that close to my genitals but given this whole thing is a conceit, I guess I'll live with it.

I tear the fucken things off

My teeth.

I bite them. And sometimes when they're long enough I use my other nails to cut them.

i let my dog chew on them

I USE SAFTY SCISSORS

I use a machete sometimes. other times I fart at them and that does the job just fine.bbut when i want to get real fancy the government provides me some type of green destructive acid.

Nail clippers...does anyone else?

Normal scissors

This is important why?

I melt them... Nail clippers are called nail clippers for a reason.

I start with a bandsaw then clean them up with 240 grit sandpaper. If im going out though i'll break out 600 grit sandpaper and apply a coat of Armor All.

I use my teeth

i use a helicopter,

I bite them. It's so hard to stop and I have improved in the last few years.

I usually just take them out with my own hands xD.

i used to use nail clippers but now i use my teeth.. gives me something to do when i'm bored in class :P

My bites are the best way to cut my fingernails in desperate situations.

a kitchen steak knife... wanna come over for dinner?

Spoons.

I don't, my mummy-kins does it for me (:

My teeth, and clippers.

I bite mine off.

I use a pocket knife.

Scissors on my leatherman.

I bite mine, and my son's ( he's 2)

i rip em off with pliers