What do you think is the greatest gift you've ever given?

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  • charli.m

    It's wrong that I think that mug is hilarious and want one, isn't it?

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    • dirtybirdy

      Mlady,,, the pic is gone but the memory is not :)

      Silliness, but I had to, i didn't forget! :>

      Hopefully Friday it gets there :)

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      • charli.m

        Aww I still have no recollection but I'm excited!

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    • I also think it's fabulous. I will buy you one and it shall be the greatest gift I've ever given.

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      • charli.m

        Awwww <3 you're so sweet :D hehe

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  • howaminotmyself

    My virginity.

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  • RainbowDischarge

    My v-card. Lmaoo.

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  • Freedom_

    I got my ex some rocks a while back, not realizing then how appropriate that was at the time...

    Forreals though, the dinner I made for my parents on their birthday and another one on another birthday, but with my sister's help.

    I'm really not all that good at picking gifts because nothing ever seems unique enough (hence, the rocks...), so I try to put more effort into the atmosphere of the occasion.

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    • I love rocks and I think they make a great gift. Maybe you should have thrown them at his head...

      And home cooked food made with love is a beautiful thing. You're a super lady.

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      • Freedom_

        Thank you :)

        Rocks are great, so many varieties there are lol. Especially mountain rocks, slightly shimmery with a feeling of antiquity. Oh, how many feet must have walked across them!

        That particular gift was a combination of stones that each had different symbolic qualities associated with them (tiger's eye and...idr the others) and he just made fun of me for it :/ It was kind of silly, but i put a lot of thought into them lol..materialistic arse...

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        • My mom got me some last year. I love them and put them in a little brass bowl with others that I had. I imagine it would be a bit disheartening for a thoughtful gift to go unappreciated :(

          I'll peck his eyes out for ya ;) I mean poke. Yaa.

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        • chained_rage

          Those kind of rocks rule yo. I remember I had this massive collection of it and this page with the different kinds and what they mean

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          • Freedom_

            Thank you! At least some people understand, haha!

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        • SmokeEverything

          I like crack rocks

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    I want it I want it I want it, at the moment I'm favouring my twin peaks coffee mug that just says damn fine coffee and one from Christmas resembling a knitted jumper, with the amount of coffee i drink I need another one

    The greatest gift I've given was a high quality framed poster of the Alfred Hitchcock film rope,

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    • kingofcarrotflowers

      Oh and I got this mug for my brother a while ago

      http://www.personalisedprinting4you.co.uk/ekmps/shops/stevemarr/images/cunt-mug-with-various-messages-to-choose-from-on-the-front-10620-p.jpg

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      • charli.m

        That is awesome :D

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        • thegypsysailor

          Reminds you of your home, does it?

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          • charli.m

            Go on, tell me more about how superior and wonderful you are and that I stoop to low levels constantly.

            Tell me how I make attacks on you constantly, while you make random attacks purportedly about my country, and claim it totally isn't a personal thing.

            Child.

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            • thegypsysailor

              I knew you'd rise to the bait. Ah, ha. I'd considered letting it pass, but really, it was just too good to pass up. lol
              You really need to see the humor in it. It could have been any other INNer, but you are such a staunch a defender of your country.... After all, most Americans would have agreed with me! We freely admit that our country is in the toilet.
              Anyway, watch that blood pressure. I wouldn't want anything to happen to you. Who'd I have to play with, if you got ill and left?

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            • chained_rage

              Leave the idiot be. He's just an attention seeking, miserable little bitch who thinks he is funny.
              He's a dumbass. Don't waste your time

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      • I would love to have that mug.

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        • Riddler

          I would be grossed out by how real it looks. http://www.purplekittyyarns.com/images/recipe/kitty-litter-candy/1-Kitty-Litter-Crunchies-Final.gif
          Similar idea the kitty litter cakes. I probably would not want to eat this either. Specially considering I own a cat.

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          • Now that is nasty. No sir I don't like it.

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  • VinnyB

    I was born, and so the world received the greatest gift in history. Your welcome.

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    • modernism

      *You're

      I'm sorry. I had to, lol.

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      • VinnyB

        I am not held to the same grammar standards of normal men, for I am me.

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        • modernism

          I can respect that.

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          • VinnyB

            And I can respect you respecting that. I can only hope that you can respect the fact that I respect you respecting me. Do you respect what I'm saying?

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            • modernism

              No.

              How could you ever expect me to respect such respect? Ridiculous.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    an autographed picture of myself

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    • VinnyB

      I want one.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        so dont everyone

        keep noteatinstuffoffthesidewalk and well see

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  • mlbryan44

    A blowjob from a cop.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm thinking about getting my parents a squatty potty.

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

    My dick in a box.

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  • chained_rage

    The greatest gift I have ever gotten was from an American pen pal. She gave me this thingy called Holloweeny Beany :-) I love it because of the sentimental value.

    The greatest gift I have ever given was a car.

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  • moonknight1996

    tickets to comic con, four 12 packs of monster, and a xbox one!!

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    • RainbowDischarge

      My god. Who did you give that to?

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      • moonknight1996

        no one i thought maybe that was a good gift giving idea!!

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  • Ace9

    I think it was a game called "FarCry3: Blood Dragon". Which I got yesterday. It may not seem that much of a game but it's a dlc, not an actual game, and it's been so long since it got released and it's just kinda rare... Specially in Iran.

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  • dynamohumm

    Gotta love the ol' Frank! :)

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  • dynamohumm

    I love that coffee mug too. It's fucking awesome.

    Mummy...I want one! (To quote Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka)

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    • Don't care how, I want it now!

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      • dynamohumm

        :)

        You get me! :P

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        • I am the goose that laid the golden egg.

          Ever since you said that your username is from a Zappa song, every time I see it I say to myself...She's a valley girl, ok fine, fer sher fer sher ;)

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  • mystery7

    A long time ago when I was very young and in my first real relationship, I had no idea about what to give my partner for her birthday. So I bought her a packet of hot dogs, some bacon, a bag of carrots, and a litre of milk. I was so romantic in those days.

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  • The Gift of Song. Also the name of my Celine Dion cover band

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  • kelili

    The most expensive was a ring but the gift I have liked the most is a book - The Perfume.

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    • kelili

      I have not read right. The greatest gift I've given is a guitar.

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  • breathingtree

    I gifted an audio recording, which was me reading out an entire book, and then along with the recording and book,I gave a painting I created inspired by the book.

    That might sound like a lame birthday gift but it took me a lot of time and effort to accomplish.

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  • Anonymous200

    I got my sister a Veggietales cassette when I was four. She played it so much that after a week of playing it throughout the house, it broke.

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  • NathanScott

    Triple orgasm to a lady friend of mine a while back and Space.

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