What do you think about maurice?

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He's old but he's really nice, but he does borrow things and forget to return them. He borrowed some toilet paper from me a month ago and never returned it. I'm pretty disappointed in him because I thought he was more reliable and trustworthy than that, but I see he's not.

I'm having a cookout next weekened and I'm going to invite a bunch of my friends and Maurice, and he better have my toilet paper. If not I'll have a few choice words for him. Either that or I'll throw a scorching hot sausage in his face.

So tell me is Maurice in the wrong for not returning my toilet paper or am I overreacting?

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Based on 14 votes (5 yes)
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  • victorygin
    8 years ago

    Wow, that doesn't sound like the Maurice I know. Something smells funny about this, and I don't think it's the toilet paper! Oh, we do have a good laugh don't we!
    But no, I think you should go easy on him. You know he's been through a lot, and I'm not saying that's any excuse, but there's probably good reason behind this whole toilet paper fiasco and for what it's worth, I say you're better off having a quiet word with him before the whole thing blows out of proportion.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I should go easy but the toilet paper was the final straw. He's also borrowed other things like gasoline for his lawnmower, trashbags, matches for his candles! He's never returned any of these things!

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    What do you want with Maurice's used toilet paper?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      HE BORROWED IT! YOU RETURN THE THINGS YOU BORROW! MAURICE IS SPREADING A LACK OF TRUST IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD AND HE MUST BE STOPPED!

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