What do you say when shown an ugly baby?

How do you react when someone (in person) introduces you to their new UGLY baby?

Say nothing, really. 58
Say it's cute and gush over it. 29
Politely say it's cute but don't make a big show out of it. 124
Say that it's ugly. 35
Something else, I'll comment. 19
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Comments ( 41 )
  • GuessWho

    He takes after you...

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    • NeuroNeptunian

      +10 POINTS

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  • Frosties

    "I like your monkey".

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  • Dot123

    Kill it with fire! That is a demon!

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  • misca

    All babies are ugly.

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  • vitamello

    I usually cover my mouth, open my eyes real wide, lift my shoulders make a vomit sound and walk away.

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  • KHawk

    I usually go with "Ohh, it's a baby".

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    • ChuknasT

      I do that out of sheer necessity because my abrasive personality gets in the way a lot. But I won't lie, a specially of I'm laughing at you trying to pass a small smooth alligator of as a small human. Not gonna happen on my watch!

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      • KHawk

        Hahah, so does mine. Babies don't like me and I think it'd because they can sense that I think they're slightly repulsive. So as long as I don't verbalize how disgusted I am, then I can't be blamed for the baby being grouchy when people make me hold it.

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  • NocturnePonyFan

    I think all babies are ugly. That's why I just never look at them, and when exposed to babies, I try to keep my mouth shut.

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  • Jweezee

    Jesus christ! Did you feed that thing after midnight?

    Nah, i'm polite. I'd say it's cute through gritted teeth.

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    • JustinBiebsFan#1

      i love to run around the mall shirtless covered in glitter

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      • mikel

        You really are like Justin Bieber :)

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      • vitamello

        i love to run around the prison yard covered in twinks

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  • nobodyspecial

    I do what I normally do with all babies..... I look at the father and say.. He looks just like you, ugly as fuck

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  • aussiewolf

    just say "arent babies just beautiful" so you dont have to specify any one or their pug lookin kid. but seriously, if i had a kid that looked like the one in your pic, i would want a refund lol

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    • NoraBaker

      Hahahaha ;) "Sorry, Ma'am. All we can do is give you new one, but we CANNOT take that one back."

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        LOL

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  • NoraBaker

    "Seriously, that's one ugly baby! They usually turn out to be really good looking kids and adults." to someone who is close to me. In all other cases, I lie.

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  • zchristian

    Umm i would ask why that baby looks like a robot to me...

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  • Aleks85

    I've never been shown a terribly ugly baby in person so I have no idea. I'd probably try to be polite but my face would tell a different story.

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  • Seustewart

    Most newborns are ugly

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  • Flirty108

    exhale silently, and say..."God has blessed you, you must be very happy" and btw it is very obviouse that baby is not real, anf if it is it like the seed of chucky or the offspring of satan!!!

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  • Sillygoose

    That baby is disgusting.

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  • BurnaBaby27

    You guys are assholes lmao.

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  • oliveyou

    I think even ugly babies are cute so I'd say it was cute. Baby's look weird anyways but their behavior is adorable! ^^

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  • wistfulmaiden

    "its breathtaking"!
    --Seinfeld

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  • AngelofMercy

    What the hell! Such a monsterous creature!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Slap the mother and say STOP TAKING DRUGS you are a mom now

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  • PeetaMellark86

    BUT THE BABY IS SO CUTE!!!
    Lol. No...

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  • nikkig673

    Just say congrats, keep it simple.. when I see ugly things I tend to keep staring from amazement

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  • cammers

    OHHH.... he/she is cute

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  • Downcast7

    Lmao. I can see it crawling on the ceiling as i wake up. DX

    Ooooh or shooting laser beems from its eyes. XD
    “Ga ga goo goo.....DIEEEEE!!!!"

    *sigh*

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  • anti-hero

    Babies are not ugly... ok I almost said that with a straight face, all babies are ugly, when introduced I usually just punch the baby, spit on the mother and run off laughing like a preacher headed to the whore house.

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  • charli.m

    I say "oh look at it" then I try not to. My mum's cousin had the worlds ugliest child. They made me hold it. I seriously thought I was gonna puke. It looked like a half shaved orangutan. It had fucking HAIR on its FACE. Long, ginger hair. Much worse than that pic, hard as it is to believe.

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  • Samson

    I say: Well shit we got a super model here (cause we all know the ugly ones blossom the brightest)

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  • Can babies really be as ugly as that one in the pic? I mean cmon that has to be photo shopped, at least the hair is?

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  • Saycheese

    Holy Fuck! I about screamed when I saw the picture. That sure is the ugliest baby I ever had seen.

    I disagree on some of the people on here. I say most babies can be ugly but I really have seen some pretty cute ones.

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  • Lamb96

    Awwww...A baby!

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

    Yep, that baby's u-g-l-y.

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  • you laugh at them cause babies love laughing

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