What do you say instead of the word "penis"

Cock or dick.

I just say penis. If I'm around people who are really squeamish or get offended by the word when they hear it then I'll probably replace it with "wing dang doodle," but honestly I kind of dislike being around people like that.

I knew a man once, odd sort of a fella but quite endearing. He referred to his own as "the unemployed."
I suppose that's a way of saying he wasn't getting any lol

Pat Condell.

Oooooooooooooooo.

If I'm speaking technically, penis. If I'm speaking sexually, cock or dick, or even penis. If I'm trying to "tread lightly" then I'll probably say my junk or use terms like "external plumbing."

My brain

Unicorn sword.

Rooster.

depends on the context.

I either say manhood or member.
Which were not on this list.

Cock is such a yummy word.

I like the word "dick." Gets the message across and is fairly neutral. The word "cock" paints a picture in my mind as being 7 inches or more. And yea, I know every guy on the web has at least 7 inches, except me.

I usually use cock, dick or balls . Unless if anyone is offended I use penis . I have lots of penis talks with friends and it seems dick is alright

WEINER

I call it my little molotov cocktail.

Big Jim and the twins or meat.

Willy

Nork

Dick. It doesn't get any better than that.

mmmmmm cock

My Pygmy Nuthatch. Sometimes King Rail.

President Johnson