What do you prefer to call an erection?

I was wondering about this in general, but also if people of different genders have different preferences. If you don’t have a tendency to just use one name for it, choose the one you most often prefer to use.

Erection (I’m female) 3
Erection (I’m male) 13
Boner (I’m female) 17
Boner (I’m male) 35
Hard on (I’m female) 14
Hard on (I’m male) 15
Woody (I’m female) 0
Woody (I’m male) 3
Stiffy (I’m female) 3
Stiffy (I’m male) 1
Other (please comment) 6
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Comments ( 21 )
  • momwatcher69

    Where are the options for throbbing, pulsating, engorged COCK ? LOL

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  • raisinbran

    I call it a towel rack.

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  • leggs91200

    GOD help me for sharing this but when I was a kid and didn't know the technical terms, I called it an "up'y tweeter" cause it pointed up.

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    • Aww, that’s cute. Thank you for sharing. I think that’s pretty cool. :)

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  • LloydAsher

    I'm more of a flat person when I'm home so I'll just flat out tell her im aroused. Since shes my gf and has a similar or just an understanding of my personality she appreciates the formality.

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  • CDmale4fem

    There was a time I could have called it my pacifier.

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    • momwatcher69

      LOL

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  • CozmoWank

    Mr Happy.

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  • oreyyn

    The winch lift

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  • Longcock48

    I call mine a stiffy and a Woody, especially if I wake up in the morning with one. I sleep in the nude

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    My dirty shame, lol jk. Lob on I suppose.

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  • Paigiepoo

    Uh oh.. when it happens at work

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    whitey bulger

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Usually just dick actually. I don't have a separate name I use often. If I do though I use erection because it sounds cooler and takes longer to say.

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  • Meatballsandwich

    Pocket rocket.

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  • chuy

    When I was little I called it a "stiffy", the kids in my family called it the same.

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  • EdgarAllenBro

    If I have an erection I tell my girlfriend I have a wicked rod right now

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  • NoLifer

    I mean do you mean just for men. Technically women can not get an erection becuase they have nothing to become erect. Though I have heard women say they have a "ladyboner".

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    • Women can get clitoral erections, but in this post I’m talking about penile erections. :)

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  • dimwitted

    The more words society has for something the more they value it. The options for a Boner are endless.

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  • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

    The comments r the best haha

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