What do you masturbate with?

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soda and/or other beverages 1
a shower head's water 6
fingers 18
toys 6
other(comment) 7
I don't masturbate 7
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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago

    I like a bloody mary, it's amazing what you can do with a celery stick.

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  • Cucco
    10 years ago

    Soda? Do...do girls put soda in their vaginas...?

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    • Unimportant
      10 years ago

      So that's why it tasted so good...

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      • megadriver
        10 years ago

        Ah! Fuck! Thanks for that. Now I will never drink soda again!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      No way, but I thought about it, and kinda wondered if anyone does..someone should try it, let me know how it feels.

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      • RomeoDeMontague
        10 years ago

        How do you masturbate with soda? Wtf!

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      can some girls answer this?

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      • loopoo
        10 years ago

        No.

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  • NateWest
    10 years ago

    hand for my penis.2 fingers to stimulate my prostate.

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  • disthing
    10 years ago

    My hand. Did you forget men masturbate too? :P

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    • RomeoDeMontague
      10 years ago

      Men can use all these methods as well.

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      • disthing
        10 years ago

        That makes no difference - omitting 'hand' seems like a bit of an oversight if this is directed at both genders. The OP included 'fingers'.

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  • Justsomejerk
    10 years ago

    A vagina.

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    Your mom's mouth hole.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      beat me to it.

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  • Mikki_Dee's
    10 years ago

    Trans-fats and my hand.

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  • oops
    10 years ago

    Um, I'm horny too! May I pweez have some wuv?

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  • sexypussy24
    10 years ago

    Omg reading theses are making me sooo horny

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    • Nephew7
      10 years ago

      Settle down IIN slut

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    • ozzyy18
      10 years ago

      hey sweet thang, you getting horny makes me get turn hard as fuck c;

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    With my girlfriend. As in plain sex!

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    Maybe if you got a can of beer and sat it in the sun so it got warm then looked at nude pics of me then poured the warm beer directly onto the VaGee.
    But that would be a waste of beer.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    10 years ago

    I'm a she, not a he.

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    • Nephew7
      10 years ago

      Why isnt a microwaved carrot an option

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      • RomeoDeMontague
        10 years ago

        Why is it necessary to microwave it? Someone died doing that and a cucumber and a broom.

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        • Nephew7
          10 years ago

          to make it warm lol...dont see how it would kill you unless you got an infection in which case you could boil it for 15 mins lmao

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  • 69
    10 years ago

    dolls, beach ball, kite, teddy bear, action figures, hot wheels, legos, etc. i wish you'd listed the toy options separately though

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  • SxDforever
    10 years ago

    Soda? Wtf.

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    • Pwnfacertwn
      10 years ago

      At least he didn't call it pop.

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    WD40, a turkey baster, 2 breaker bars and jumper cables.

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    • megadriver
      10 years ago

      Somehow when I saw your username, your comment seems... normal

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        That's just for a lazy session.

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