What do you like to do with pumpkins?

eat them 9
smash them 10
carve them 31
watch pachyderms play squish the squash 12
other 8
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 35 )
  • They taste so shitty.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • lufa

      pumpkin pie is pretty good.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • I've always hated the taste of them, in any form. Ick.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
  • PumpkinKate

    Please do not smash, carve, or hire pachyderm hit-men to squash me.

    Option 1 is fine.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Oops, I hope you don't have nightmares about elephants now.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • cantheist

    Make jack-o-lanterns, and then smash them in front of impressionable, sensitive kids from the suburbs.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Cul-de-sac_Nightmare

      But think about the bacteria and viruses in those pumpkins! Those kids don't need IMMUNE SYSTEMS or anything!

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • Couman

        That made no sense. Congratulations.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
  • LesserKnownCharacter

    Other:

    Point at them and say "Ermahgerd! Permpkerns!"

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Why did it sit on the pumpkin?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • awesometodd

    Go all Billy Corgan on their ass

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Terence_the_viking

    That picture is awesome.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Nothing but I like pumpkin seeds, pumpkin bread, pumpkin waffles, pumpkin pie, pumpkin frappes, pumpkin lattes and chocolate pumpkin brownies.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Now look what you've gone and made me do! I went to the grocery store to buy ingredients to make pumpkin pie. It just finished.

      *throws pie at OP* (。_°◎ ⌒ヘ(°◇、°)ノ

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • Mwah ha ha! I made you bake me treats. :P

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • iin2want2know

          You were already half baked

          Comment Hidden ( show )
  • NothingxCrazy

    Pumpkin bread used to be my favorite as a child. I haven't had it since I was 8. I do like Pumpkin pie but again, I haven't had it in years. Carving pumpkins is a lot of work but it's fun to see how it comes out! Smashing them is just a waste of a perfectly edible and craftable pumpkin.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • eats,shoots_and_leaves

    i love rost pumpkin

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • HawkStar

    Pumpkin bread is pretty tasty and you can bake the seeds, so after carving it use it and eat it! =)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • IceEye22

    Yummy baked pumpkin! ≈^-^≈

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Avant-Garde

    I used to carve faces in them. They smell strange and once cooked into a pie, they are alright, but nothing to write home about.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • KeddersPrincess

    Turn into an elephant and sit on them.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • davesumba

    Blow them up. (got that idea from my friend's mom, bless her heart)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • drugsrbadmkay

    I cut holes in pumpkins and use them for sexual gratification.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • jucedaguy

      Yo gotta leavem in the sun for half a day first but.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • adorable pic, i had pumpkin this morning for breakfast, plus i make a mean pumpkin scone

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • dirtybirdy

    Listen to the Smashing ones
    Eat the seeds
    Carve them
    Not carve them

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • dappled

    I've only ever really seen one on TV. I wouldn't have the first clue. Is it like non-sweet melon?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • x1frosty16

      You've never seen a pumpkin?!!!! Do they have halloween where your from???

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • dappled

        I've never seen a real life pumpkin, no. It used to be turnips here before moving to the new world. Halloween was invented by my ancestors and I'm really glad you follow a certain version of it and have made it your own. We still celebrate the Samhain bonfire to an extent and souling. I am actually really glad America continues our customs because they're most likely to be preserved that way. All Souls is a really big one! It's wonderful that you celebrate our Halloween with us and keep this tradition going.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • x1frosty16

          Wow still amazes me you have never seen a pumpkin in real life when halloween starts nearing here there in every store around town, people sell them off trailors on the side of the road, and the churches have pumkins patches where they sell hundreds of them. Lol everyone has a pumpkin or 2 on their porch carved out. Its always been tradition in our family for everyone to carve their own pumpkin. You really need to get one now just so you can carve it its really fun. Everyones gotta do it at least once in their life

          Comment Hidden ( show )
            -
          • dappled

            I'm not sure where I could lay my hands on one. I know you can grow them here but nobody ever really does. We're so short of space that it's rare for anyone to have much land to grow their own stuff. I've seen the seeds but that's about it.

            Comment Hidden ( show )
    • anti-hero

      No it is more of a gourd like squash. When you eat it raw it mostly tastes like squash, kind of a Sweet, earthy taste. It's a love it or hate it kind of food. Unless they are talking about pumpkin pie, which contains pumpkin but tastes nothing like pumpkin really.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • dappled

        Ahh, I've eaten squash. It's one of those things that's best when you don't know you're eating it (like liquidised in a soup).

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • anti-hero

          Pumpkin soup is good too lol

          Comment Hidden ( show )