What do you like to call the bathroom?

What's your favorite term for "the bathroom"?

Loo 1
Privy 0
Bathroom 18
Restroom 3
Shitter 2
Crapper 0
John 0
Toilet 6
Stink lodge 0
Outhouse 0
Washroom 1
WC (or water closet) 1
Can 1
The office 0
Shithouse 0
The ladies/gents 1
Chamber 0
Lav/lavatory 0
Bog 0
Head 0
Little boys/girls room 1
Powder room 0
Facilities 0
Dunny 2
Potty 0
Latrine 2
Other (comment) 3
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Comments ( 16 )
  • lonewolf1253

    I need to pinch a loaf.

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  • insanebotv21

    The Shitroom.

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  • Algum

    The throne. The facili-ility. The round white lemonade and dirtball swallower. Mr. Toilet man (🎵pee-pee in the pot-ty🎶)
    Elmer Fudd: "wehes the bafwoom?"

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  • Alduin

    Universe 7, Valhalla or Sovngarde

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  • Shit plate

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  • rayb12

    A lion is a big jungle cat

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  • Holzman_67

    Dimension 7

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  • Barbarella

    In my mind, I call it "The Can". That's because I keep a coffee can in my car to pee in when there is nowhere else to stop.

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    • JustAHuman

      Flight Attendant: Would you like something to drink?
      Clark Griswold: I'll have a Coke.
      Flight Attendant: Do you want that in the can?
      Clark Griswold: No, I'll have it right here.

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      • Barbarella

        I like Clark. That's a funny thing to say.

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  • You’re mom

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  • The trumper dumper.

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  • BlinkEye

    Restroom is the most tactful, in my mind.

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    • Ellenna

      Too misleading, I've never found anything labelled as a "restroom" at all restful and there's nowhere to lie down and have a rest. I find it a silly euphemism.

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  • e51pegasi

    The throne room.

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    I call it "bathroom" in English and "toilet" in Russian.

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