What do you expect when a female invites you for tea to her place?

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Nothing much, she just wants to have a chat with someone. 358
She is probably attracted to me and wants to have sex. 289
She wants to chop me into pieces and kill me. 141
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  • Meister_Wolf
    13 years ago | pl

    I expect some goddamn tea, of course, LOL

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    • shinobi
      5 years ago

      my hero lol

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  • pinkivy
    13 years ago

    Tea? What kind of trick is this??!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    That women is obviously suspicious! Who invites people for tea in this day in age!? She is from the past future and is here to assasinate you before you do something bad to make the future suck! SHE WILL GO RENA RYUUGU ON YOU! DONT HAVE TEA WITH HER!!!

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    • Paul
      13 years ago

      Fortunately, your prediction didn't materialize lol.

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  • TheTodd11
    13 years ago

    Tea or Teabag??....Cause there’s a significant difference…

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    • Captain_Kegstand
      11 years ago

      Lolz there does seem to be a large difference there. And getting her intentions confused on that topic would end... awkward.

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  • Gabriell
    13 years ago

    I think she wants to chat, afterwards have Sex, then chat after sex, and after all that kill me and chop me into pieces.
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  • KyleTheCritic
    10 years ago

    I would expect some fucking tea!

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  • FoxWriterDeluxe
    13 years ago

    Not all girls are after sex you know, some people like to have friends (or make them). in my opinion it's very sexist to assume all women are after some rough and tumble just because they would rather talk in their house as opposed to a cafe, ever heard of someone being shy?

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    • Paul
      13 years ago

      But how can they possibly survive without having sex?!

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  • LAW13
    13 years ago

    Paul....PAUL....dear god....

    Tea? = sex? WHAT?!?

    No...Come watch a horror film with me and btw, bring a bottle of whiskey I ran out = sex

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    • RomeoDeMontague
      10 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAH or a date to the movies.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    wtf bra? rly tea nobody does that anymore she wants sex watch for signals and condoms

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  • brookelynn94
    13 years ago

    sex

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Sex

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    • Paul
      13 years ago

      Well, that's what I thought, too. So we had sex. But now she is saying that she just wanted to talk and that I misinterpreted her intentions.

      In my view, whenever a girl invites you to join her for some form of social interaction in a PRIVATE setting, it means there's some sex appeal involved. But this girl is saying that such a presumption is not normal, so I am now conducting this poll to verify whether it's normal or not.

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      • [Old Memory]
        13 years ago

        Ummm...I'm going to assume she agreed to have sex...wouldn't...that...ummm...mean yeah, she wanted to? Now that's your fault...how?
        I mean...not to overexplain but...she could've rejected you and shown you the door if she was offended by your assumptions...

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  • firefly88
    13 years ago

    guys are dumb, they always assume the girl is gonna offer sex. get over yourself!

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    • 12kc34
      13 years ago

      btw, I am a guy, and some kinda drive inside of my head causes me to want sex like crazy and to be attracted to girls nonstop. I don't call you stupid because you act like an ass on your period. Not all girls get mean on their periods, and not all guys are horny animals, BUT with some guys this is just a natural drive towards thinking about sex. Get over YOURself.

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      • Captain_Kegstand
        11 years ago

        Yup!

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  • billyboy
    13 years ago

    Pussy is what I would expect, or at least hope for.

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  • shinobi
    5 years ago

    Well, we haven't met before in person. It's a first time meet up and conversation is good. We had plans to go somewhere. But, instead she invited me over for tea.. Women will say oh she just wants tea. But be logical. No one invites people over for tea.. it's just not common. You can't compare it to unlikely scenario's where it's someone's job to come for a service call. I'm going to say this seems like sex, but I will agree with other guys.. I want some got dang tea! lol

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  • Mersaphe
    9 years ago

    I'm used to getting friend zoned so that's all I expect nowadays.

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  • resinsoft
    10 years ago

    My opinion is if a girl doesnt want have sex with you, then it is no purpose to engage with her, completely wasting time!

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    This is never happened to me. Oh for shame!!!! However, if she played some Morcheeba I would assume that she planned to make kinky love to me.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    Im getting free tea. YAY

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    I have never had a female invite me over for tea. I would love being invited over for tea. I love tea! I think she wanted to have tea with someone and she believes I would be someone she could invite. I never really had a lot of friends so its not like I really ever get invited to things.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    it never comes to the goddamn tea :/

    yeah, it's like- "yeah, let's watch a movie", "yeah, you gotta help me hook up my computer", "yeah, I baked some awesome cookies".

    LIES, IT'S ALL LIES!

    I've never watched that movie, seen a computer in the room or got a cookie.

    It's all about sex the second you step in.

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  • CheekyChihuahua
    12 years ago

    How do people think Tea ----> Sex? If someone said they wanted to have tea with me, I would think they wanted to have tea with me, and probably chat since drinking tea with someone else without speaking can be boring sometimes.

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  • TARDISGal
    12 years ago

    Wow, how brilliantly stupid. You know, that not all girls want is sex, not all of us are motivated by sex, that some of us value men who don't assume the above two facts, and HEY! what ever happened to the innocent assumption that you'd just like a cup of tea and a chat?

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  • RentingEmotion
    13 years ago

    Tea? I would expected to be asked for coffee lol.

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  • shadowmario
    13 years ago

    chat,sex,dead

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  • DJTkNo
    13 years ago

    the girl wants fiendship and someone to chat with she could be bored or alone and simply wants some company.

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  • 12kc34
    13 years ago

    maybe she just wants to get to know you.... i have met guys who think that everytime a girls wants to chill with them, that the girls wants to have sex. I WISH IT WAS THAT WAY, but it's not. So sorry, you probably shouldn't go into that situation expecting some crazy porno sex scene to happen.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    who wants to drink tea? she just wants to fuck

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  • 343Boy
    13 years ago

    She wants to have a chat, but is possibly hoping it may lead to sex too. She probably is attracted to you in some way at least, but that doesn't mean you should expect sex, but be prepared in case it does happen.

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  • ~L~
    13 years ago

    How does the girl know the guy isn't gonna go round there and kill HER and chop HER into pieces. I wish girls would be more sensible.

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    • ~L~
      13 years ago

      If a girl asks me round for tea I expect...tea of course. That was easy.

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      • Ghebulon
        13 years ago

        I'm going there for tea and chat, so I'm gonna get my tea and chat. If I don't get that, I'll have to rape her.

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        • Captain_Kegstand
          11 years ago

          Somebody get this man a tea and chat! On the double!!!

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  • molly;]
    13 years ago

    come on, unles she is some sort nun then she obviously wants something, go prepared, take a jonny.

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  • mike5616
    13 years ago

    tea = descusting

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    • Captain_Kegstand
      11 years ago

      descusting?

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  • DiscoDuck
    13 years ago

    A trap!

    Just ask Mike Tyson, he got invited up at 3am for tea and assumed it was for sex.

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  • MsBlueToe
    13 years ago

    u have a sick mind. ur like the plumber who thought the girl wanted sex when she said her toilet was broken...

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I secound Meister_Wolf

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  • xxxVengeancexxx
    13 years ago

    I would love to go to a girls house for tea. I love tea! Arizona Tea!!!!!!!!

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  • b17ftw
    13 years ago

    sex

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    And, btw, I voted that she probably just wanted to chat...lol. Guess I was wrong...lol

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