What do you do with your nasal hair?

Snort it.

Wait... Nasal hair is the code word, right?

braid it

I am surprised cook it or eat it weren't on the list...

do people really bleach their nasal hair?

Occasionally, my husband gets a big white one sticking out. It's really distracting to talk to him with it poking out like that. I tell him that his walrus tusk is talking to me again and he better go pull it out.

I don't have any large nose hairs myself, probably because I'm female.

Umm... nothing.

Fuck all.

lol this is hilarious! Btw you need your nasal hair to filter the air passing through your nose and to trap the dust and dirt passing through.

burn it

I don't think that I have a lot of it. They are rather fine. They don't grow long, so I've never had to mow them down.

burn it? how?

Nothing. Believe me, Neanderthals did so and they got by just fine.

Pluck

Pluck as an act of suicide.

I get it permed

It depends, if I can blend it in to my mustache then I'll leave it alone...

dye it

I only get one now and again but when it comes it comes like an anaconda sticking its head out of my nose hole, the esteemed nostril.