What do you do while alone in the car?

I want to know what you do in the car while your alone (or with someone else if you can't drive). If you do more than one of these pick the one you do the most. For me, I sing all the time even if I don't like the song I'll just sing it out, it's the only time I ever sing.

Pretend to be a Percussionist 7
Listen to music 72
Nothing 9
Text/Use phone 19
Makeup 1
Other (comment) 16
Sing 56
Pray 2
Homework 0
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  • Faceless

    Look for drugs.

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  • anti-hero

    Masturbate.

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    • You forgot to mention you always park in front of the kindergarten.

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      • anti-hero

        I thought that was a given, guess not.

        I ALWAYS park in front of the kindergarten, if the pre-school parking lot is full.

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        • ChaoticBunny

          You pedophile, you.

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          • anti-hero

            Your dad taught me.

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            • ChaoticBunny

              O_O

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  • EvieBot

    Drive in it.

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  • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man

    Smoke.

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  • Gumball

    I have a jam session, singing to the melodic tunes of All by Myself. Tears running down my face for special effects, lighter in the air. Then I eat a bigmac.

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  • disthing

    Try and escape from the boot.

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  • dom180

    Stare vacantly into space in the same manner I would if other people were in the car.

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  • howaminotmyself

    If I'm driving, I drive. If I'm not driving, I stare out the window or sleep.

    If it's a long car ride. I usually end up playing word games.

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  • bananaface

    I'm rarely ever in cars. Hmm, I'm pretty sure I just look out the window and sometimes talk to the other people in the car. Can't think of anything else I would want to do.

    Edit: Ok, I just read your options. I don't pretend to be a percussionist, but I do have a tendency to make trumpet noises with my mouth every now and again. Does that count?

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  • megadriver

    I drive! I listen to music. And when I am on a long journey (Germany - Bulgaria) I travel that with my car and it takes about 20 hours. I can get bored with just music, so I review my car in a Jeremy Clarkson, or James May voice. Depending on mood. XD
    Or I "review" other cars. I have driven a lot of cars, so I can talk about them XD
    It passes the time and after a hour of blabbering, I listen to music again.

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  • Skitzo1

    Check out the "talent"

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  • danny-uk

    Do the most insane laugh

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  • RoseIsabella

    What about EATING in the car...nom nom nom!

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  • volozi

    Watch porn and fap. What else?

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  • cobyjack

    Talk to myself sometimes but try not to move my lips too much so people don't think im talking to myself.

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  • Bubbles-for-life

    Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

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    • ChaoticBunny

      O_O

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  • Avant-Garde

    - Use my phone to go on the internet (occasionally, I risk taking a gander on the IIN app)
    - Panic
    - Sit there still as a stone and stare out into space
    - Become Paranoid
    - Try to make it look as if I have something "important" to do. (I do this because I get paranoid that people might think that its strange that I'm sitting alone in a car)
    - Thinking
    - Fantasying (Usually of a sexual nature. My mind will start "reliving" any sexy dreams I night before...)

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  • Sensate

    I drive, mostly
    I also listen to music

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  • NothingxCrazy

    I used to sit with my best friend on her stoop and hang out. We'd watch the cars go by and noticed that half of the people driving by were picking their nose.. It made me really think about what I do when in a car by myself..

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    I'd be a nervous wreck driving a car on my own. Literally

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  • Gaddar

    smoke and listen to music.

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  • Listen to music

    Sing

    Pretend to be a percussionist

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  • randypete

    Masturbate.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Hehehe I talk and yell at the other drivers. I always ALWAYS seem to get stuck behind the slowwwwesttt people. It pisses me off so bad. 23mph?!?!?! Really!!! ReAlLy?!?!?!?!? Grrrrrrrrrr. I seriously want to smash their skulls and/or run these geriatrics off the road. Sorry. No I'm not!

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    • Ahhh so you are from the uk?

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      • dirtybirdy

        Ugly Kraken? That's not nice to say about my mother.

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    • Jeaneathean

      Driving brings out the worst in me. People are amazed that this 'mild mannered lovely bloke' becomes an absolute aggressive idiot behind the wheel of a car.

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      • dirtybirdy

        I can't deny that I get some serious road rage. Like if someone pulls out in front of me and makes me slow down. Oh they need to die.

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        • Jeaneathean

          Ha ha! I know exactly what you mean.

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        • shuggy-chan

          i get more mad are unsafe drivers. pointless risking of my and their lives, i get pissed

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          • dirtybirdy

            When I see someone texting and driving I let them mothafuckas know whats up. Put the fuckin phone down!!!!!!

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    • shuggy-chan

      I combo singing and doing this, but only when I'm in the car, when i yell it comes out in a British accent. I think partly cause my dad did this when he got mad at time. He lived in England for part of his youth

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      • dirtybirdy

        I was going to say that I also sing but it hardly qualifies as singing. I'm a disgrace to song birds :(

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        • Gumball

          I'm sure your singing brings all the birds to the yard. :)

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          • dirtybirdy

            Haha only because they fall dead from the sky. Its terrible :( now if I were a necrobirdiac....but I'm not.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Sleep. That usually becomes pretty difficult to do when I am actually driving.

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    • Jeaneathean

      Fell asleep once whilst driving. Possibly the most scary experience of my life.

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        Did that once too. Then I had a dream that I fell asleep at the wheel and crashed and that scared me awake and I realized I fell asleep.

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  • Jeaneathean

    Chain-smoke. And sing along very loudly to the CD.

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  • michaels4p5

    none of those i smoke its to risky jacking off in the car to many people walk by it.

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    • anti-hero

      That is the thrill of it.

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      • michaels4p5

        what will i say when i get caught doing that out in public.

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        • Avant-Garde

          "I was giving myself a massage."

          "It was itchy."

          "I couldn't control it! I have a rare medical condition called,(insert-name-here)."

          (Penisuncioushniousis)

          Or you could tell them that they are dreaming/comatose. Tell them that you aren't real. Nothing is real. Then, in a low voice say something along the lines of "wake up" as you slowly roll up your window and drive off.

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          • michaels4p5

            well i have did this act in the car waiting one time before i wont do it again tho. sometimes i'll get an itch at the wrong time and can't scratch it too.

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        • anti-hero

          Watch out! I'm gonna shoot.

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          • michaels4p5

            your shopping cart.

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  • wigsplitz

    I yell at other drivers and curse the town for the poor traffic engineering. I may or may not be listening to music, on low volume, at the time.

    I referee a lot of disagreements and field a lot of questions that come from the backseat as well.

    (I'm NEVER alone in the car)

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