What do you do when you feel the urge to fart in public places?

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I have heard SOME women in the USA that not only do it loudly but these women go as far as lifting a butt cheek in public to fart as well. One example I heard of in the USA was this woman that did exactly that in the eating area of Starbucks while others were eating there. How do you handle it? Are you a man or woman?

Hold it in till I get home. 4
Go to the toilet to do it. 3
Just fart silently where I am. 20
I fart loud and proud and not care. 9
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  • idontcaree
    7 years ago

    I push as hard as possible and try to poop myself.

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  • here2help
    7 years ago

    If I need to fart I let the whole world know. I pull down my pants and expose my bare ass even in a crowd, and let er rip. The look on those peoples faces is astonishing and makes me so happy.

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  • CozmoWank
    7 years ago

    I heard that in Bulgaria women will straddle the face of the nearest stranger and let it rip. Tickling the strangers nose in the process with the flutter of their ass hair.

    True story. It's what I heard. And that's the older women. The younger ones are worse.

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  • RoyRogers
    7 years ago

    Well, these women are simply shameless. I also don't think it's as common for American woman as we teach women shame. We teach men that shame is for the weak and so they are more okay with it. The polite thing to do is go to the bathroom, but I think most people just try to do it very quietly and hope no one notices.

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  • Fuck_IIN4
    7 years ago

    Go to YOUR house and unleash a wet smelly DIARRHEA FART on your face.

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  • silverslime
    7 years ago

    I like smelling them.

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  • Honeybuns34
    7 years ago

    If I need to fart I let the whole world know.
    I pull down my pants and expose my bare ass even in a crowd, and let er rip.
    The look on those peoples faces is astonishing and makes me so damn happy.

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    • Fuck_IIN4
      7 years ago

      No one wants to see YOUR ass except for big bubba and fleece johnson.

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