What do you do if you wake up to a person snoring?

I want to smother them with a pillow.

beat them with your pillow and run like hell.

Have you ever considered smothering them, and then when they finally breath, tell them to value the air they they are so blissfully wasting.

1.check his pillow first and if the size is not right please get him one. not too high not too low.

2. next suggest him to sleep side ways.

3. check if the pillow is placed rightly. which means the height of the pillow should start from the shoulder level and the neck and the head should be comfortably resting. fondle with his hair for a while and massage his forehead for few minutes while just lying on right posture. and make a cross on his forehead with your thumb. this will psychologically sooth him.

4. middle of the night if he starts snoring again check his pillow position and nudge him and tell him to sleep comfortably again the way you taught him.

5. once in a while suggest him to drink bit of water in the middle of night. that will help nose and mouth to remain hydrated enough.

6. do not be disheartened and keep doing this for as long as his muscle memories will adopt this new system. then you dont have to worry.

7. i did this to my husband right after marriage and now i have a peaceful night for myself. i dont have to care that any more. i took care of him the way i would care a new born baby at night. it took one and a half year. The best remedy ever.

people know many things about snoring but they simply miss out the most simplest reason. normally it happens mostly to those people who have or had a habit formed during teenage time- which is sleeping while watching television. they dont realise that they fall asleep in very odd postures which makes breathing difficult. parents dont care to see how their teenager is sleeping after certain age. so this becomes a kind of habit for their muscle system.

learn to sleep in right posture first. if this does not work please consult the doctor. also some yoga in the morning and soothing and relaxing music will definitely help.so now you know why the drinking is bad for snoring.

This has worked on my husband, i hope this will help you too. please do update me and send me feedbacks in my inbox message if this works.

My best wishes! :)

I start playinf with my bfs meat and he wakes up and changes postion and I roll over and put my ass to him to see ifhe wants to pursue anything and usually itll distract him enough to make him change position e.ough to stop

I actually have a friend who is a little on the heavy side who snores loud as hell. He fell asleep over my house last week and I woke up in cold sweats...HE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME! I was so pissed... I woke his fat, turkey necked ass up and told him he had to leave...so annoying.

KICK THEM LOL!

i just can't handle when my mum snores...i've got a soft sleeper so i hear every little noise and wake up. i hope my future husband won't snore at all cuz i'd ask for divorce!!!lol

I keep a knife under my pillow just for situations like that.

I swear I read:
"do you wake up to a porno whoring"

>.>

I punch the snore in the face. Then I punch them in the face. In reality though, they get punched twice.

I gently smack them across the face.

torture then im their sleep till they wake up and then pretend to be asleep can be really funny

Listen to your ipod and try to sleep

My bf snores when he sleeps on his back so I just push on him til he rolls over

I slap them in the face with my hand and that usually does the trick.

I'm a guy so it's my gf's buisness lol. When I wake up at night and she's snoring wich isnt the reason woke up cuz i sleep like a dead ...I laugh ahahah so cute

Get up, Karate chop, go to sleep. Repeat the next night.

i kick him until he stops.... or if that doesnt work, i sit on him, he wakes up, i tell him he was snoring, the i go to seep....

i make my husband leave and go sleep on the couch.

I actually do wear little orange ear plugs every single night. My husband snores. So does my dog and one of my cats.

I nudge them a little in hopes that they'll change positions and stop snoring. Sometimes even getting them to change the position of their mouth a little will be enough to quiet them down.

I usually throw a pillow @ them or kick them until they stop...

i wake them and then try to go back to sleep b4 they can

When my girlfriend would do that, I would "accidentally" shake the bed to wake her up so she would temporarily stop her annoying snoring.

Whistle.

It means its morning or I slept all I could for the night and woke up at 1:OO in the morning.

I love the sound of people snoring...I should make a story about it...

My husband snores like a chainsaw. Usually I just give him a little push or a kick (a gentle one, I swear!), and he'll roll over and stop for a while.

Make light noises/distractions so as to not wake them up, but startle them in their sleep so they'll stop snoring.

i usually kick or slap them just enough so they stop snoring.

I'd probably laugh. If there's a nearby pen, draw on him IN THE NAME OF LOVE. Woohoo.

Smack them in the face with a pillow.

Hold their nose =P

Slap them. Slap them hard xD

Haha, if my Mister snores to the extent where its quaking the place, then I give him a wee nudge to make sure he is okay... And to shut him up!! It doesnae sound right, as if it sounds damaging to him?! Probs isnae, poor dear! :)

i usually sleep to 3 pm baby

Punch them on the side of their face from behind. If that doesnt work I stomp on their throat until THEY beg for mercy!! nah jk i just leave the room and sleep somewhere else

Twist there toes!

when my bf snores i get so cranky. his face is like a foot away from mine. sometimes i kick him to show im pissed and he needs to wake up.

Put a metal pot over their head and bang on it with a wooden spoon.

I FLIP SHIT!!!!! i cant stand snoring!!! its my pet peeve...ill either shake the shit out of the person or kick them, something...

my husband snores sometimes. i push him. he stops.

I snore, she snores too but she wakes me up when I do it as if I've committed a great offense. This may be why some couples living under the same roof sleep in separate bedrooms.

I actually snore really loud and Im a girl. I've been told I put my father to shame. It's very embarrassing to fall asleep anywhere.

I usually smack them and tell them they're snoring. My best friend is used to it now.

my bf does this and I try to pull him over to sleep on his side.. it sux sometimes

Use a white noise machine, but I always wake them up. Fuck that shit learn how to breathe.

I was gonna put the option of 'smother them with an object' but I thought I was the only one...

I have slept with ear plugs since my husband and I have been together...I sleep like a baby...I can still wake up to my alarm clock or if the baby cries...but it drowns out the sawing log next to me:)

Lol I actually would laugh at them. I dunno I'm just weird like that. I'd video tape them and pull some prank on them, but most likely I'd just laugh and giggle at them. xD

Turn them over, or a subtle nudge so as not to wake them, but enough to interrupt their snoring.

My boyfriend snores some nights. Only some nights, not all. When he does, it's really loud!! :( So I usually wake up to it. And I lie awake hoping he will stop soon. If he continues on forever though, (I mean I need my sleep!) then I'll apologetically wake him up and suggest he shift around a bit.