What do you call your television remote?

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channel changer 11
remote 220
flicker dicker 11
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  • bananaface
    12 years ago | pl

    Who on Earth would call it "flicker dicker":L?! That doesn't even make sense!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      flicker dicker, you know becuse you flick through the channels with it haha

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      • Avant-Garde
        12 years ago

        But why "Dicker"?

        Where does the "Dicker" part come in all of this?!

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        • SavageScience
          10 years ago

          Because you also flick your penis after taking a piss.

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  • Aleks85
    12 years ago

    I call it "that thing with the numbered buttons to control the television."

    It's quite a hassle to say. I should probably shorten it.

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    • iGetDizzy
      11 years ago

      Literally lold out loud at your comment :p I'm going to start calling it that

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  • misca
    12 years ago

    "Kapula".

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    I either call it remote or clicker.

    It's strange the names we humans come up for things:D

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  • GV9830
    8 years ago

    cuntloler

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  • Nitrix
    9 years ago

    Simple mortals where i come from (stuff goes here) use you

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  • ScooterNyne
    10 years ago

    I call mine, "woman"

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  • michaels4p5
    11 years ago

    i call mine a flipper

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  • RockerRoseanne
    11 years ago

    I call it a control, like remote control.

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  • cookiesaregreat
    11 years ago

    I call it 'afstandsbediening'.

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  • superaspie
    12 years ago

    Clicker

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  • soul-man
    12 years ago

    Most of the time I don't even know where the damn thing is. I just go the Al Bundy route and use a broom handle with a glove on it.

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    • joybird
      12 years ago

      Oh I love Al Bundy :o))

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  • assh0le
    12 years ago

    Cunt clicker.

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