What do you call your parents?

Mum and fuckhead.

dork and dorkess

I have never spoken to them.

Mom and Dad, but I sometimes like to do variations and call my mom: mother dearest, mumsy, mama, or mommy.

Mam and my father by his first name. Sometimes I call him dad. I love them both tenderly <3

Mawski & Pawski. It came from a joke about all things Polish ending in -ski, & previously I called them Maw & Paw. :D

Mom/Mommy.

Sometimes Ma. Sometimes momma. Sometimes mother. I always call daddy daddy though ^_^

i call them mummy and daddy most of the time
but sometimes da and ma and mum and dad
it depends.

Fucktard and Mom

Mom mom and dad baba

I call my them mum and well I called my dad by his first name. We don't have contact with him anymore though

Claire and Chris, for i am the antichrist, they are mere vessals of my well being, no more than insects to me.
Nah just messing, i call my mum, mum.
And my dad dickhead, cos hes a bastard. Nuff said.

First option.

Ma and Dad

I use.... mother (when I'm particularly annoyed), mum, ma, and mama... dad and (occasionally) daddy.

I call my mother Mom and I call my birthfather by his first name, Monty.

My mom is mom. My dad, well i sort of alternate between don and dad, not to be offensive, just joking around

i call my mother "ammi" and father "papa or pops"...

Mom and Keith

When not to his face, we call him "that asshole".

Mother.

I call them Gammy and Pop Pop. I used to call them Mom and Dad but once the grandkids were born they just became Gammy and Pop Pop.

Mam and Dad.