What do we do on our honeymoon ?

Me and my wife just got married last night. We're going on our honeymoon this weekend. What do we do when we go on our honeymoon ?

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  • finn

    Braid each other's hair.

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  • NathanScot

    Just my 2 cents,if you are asking what to do on honeymoon with your wife....one of you is not invested in that relationship as the other spouse is.

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  • Tempest-au

    Once upon a time - never leave the hotel room and fuck like rabbits.

    Now - just treat it like any other holiday - you know, see the sights, go clubbing, whatever. You've (probably) already been fucking like rabbits, so you might as well enjoy the time away from work.

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    • finn

      How great can this man's relationship be? I mean on his first day of his supposed wedded bliss he's on this site asking others what he should do.

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      • Tempest-au

        Sad indictment of our times - the "Social network" generation. My daughter-in-law is the same - constantly on FaceBook asking "Should I do this, should I do that, is my ass too big, should I cut my hair, why do I feel like nobody likes me, I feel sad so send me picture of kittens".

        Makes you wonder what would happen if there was a global natural disaster, you know, some sort of massive EMP surge that killed everything electronic. I'm sure most people under 25 would be hiding under their beds shaking.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Yay for pictures of kittens!

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          • Tempest-au

            Hey, I like pictures of kittens too but apparently "look them up on Google yourself you lazy bitch" is apparently an "Inappropriate response". Kids these days, so hard to please.

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        • finn

          You're assuming he's a young man.

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          • Tempest-au

            True. If he isn't, then the situation is even more sad.

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  • pizzabrowniesushi

    fuck and play on the beach

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