What do these two things have in common?

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What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

Nothing....?? 14
They've both been in TV commercials. 7
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons. 34
They were both made for assholes. 28
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  • Squambly+
    11 years ago

    I put they're both made for assholes. I just found it funny.

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  • ☭алин
    11 years ago

    They both been shat on

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  • Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
    11 years ago

    Weird..

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    All four are correct.

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  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago

    They were both included in this inexplicably accepted poll.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Good one, but say the third option out loud....does it make sense to you now?

      Honestly I'm astonished it got accepted myself.

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      • flutterhigh
        11 years ago

        This might amaze you, but I got the joke the first time. That's not the issue. The issue isn't even that it's not very funny - moreso that it's not very interesting. There's literally nothing else to say other than "oh... okay" or "LOL ROFL LOL".

        Plenty of good stories died in the line of battle for a chance for this one to get through. Pay your respects, soldier!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Trust me, I feel bad about it, I never expected it to get through. Never in my wildest dreams. I've lost many real and good stories to this one myself. I don't get it either. Maybe it was the first time the Management had heard the joke and thought it was funny? I have no idea.

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          • flutterhigh
            11 years ago

            It's okay, I understand. Mama knows, baby. Mama knows.

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        • Captain_Kegstand
          11 years ago

          Light chuckle worthy at best.

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          • flutterhigh
            11 years ago

            But again, the issue isn't how funny it is.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Both made of wood?

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Just tell us the joke and don't make it so hard for us.

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    • Dad
      11 years ago

      they both go where no man has gone before

      I Googled the answer ;)

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        11 years ago

        That only applies to some people.....

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      • NotFloydzie
        11 years ago

        You give a good example, Dad. :)

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