What do shop assistants do when they need to go to the toilet?

I am thinking about this as I may end up with a shop assistant job.

I understood that they tell a co-worker where they are going to the toilet, go to the toilet and come back as fast as possible.

However, that works ok if you they need to go for a pee but what if they need to go for a poo. By the time you walk out of the shop, through the mall to the toilets, poo and come back it would be at least 10 minutes!

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  • CozmoWank

    They keep a bucket behind the counter for just such situations.

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    • Hahaha but what if the bucket is not big enough to take the massive poop? Lol

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      • CozmoWank

        Then you call for a code brown over the pa system.

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        • Interesting what happens when a code brown is called? Haha.

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          • CozmoWank

            The shit hits the fan.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I don't think they'd care if you took ten minutes to shit. When you gotta shit, go shit.

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    • Yeah, I mean it is bad for your insides to not shit when you feel the urge.

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  • TheCrusader

    They have sex!

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