What do 2 people tell their kids when they catch them fucking ?

What do 2 people tell their adolescent and pre teen girls when they catch them fucking ?
And they see the mans cock & nuts going in and out of the womans twat and asshole ?
The nuts are slapping against her asshole.

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Based on 28 votes (18 yes)
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Comments ( 13 )
  • xfg13

    Must be a huge asshole if the nuts are going in.

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  • Fartknocker

    I let mine join in.

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    • teeth30395

      i got caught

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  • Arm0se

    What?

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  • Tgs_I'm_a_big_douchebag

    Tell them mom is really constipated, and you're trying this new method of pumping air inside her belly to increase air pressure enough to push the hard poop out. You'll be killing 2 birds with stone. Not having to explain sex and giving them a science lesson at the same time.

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  • EnlightenedNudist

    You tell them you're next and get in line.

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  • yu-gi-ohChampion25

    they remind themselves they never had kids and are zoning out on crack drawing another steven universe episode

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  • Memelord

    They've probably already atleast been introduced to sex at school.

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  • teeth30395

    wife was blowing me when daughter walked in said nothing wife told her next day sorry u saw that i feel no reason to say sorry

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  • Couman

    Usually you just say something like "Don't worry honey, this is just how people show that they love each other, And I love your father almost as much as I love you." And then the kids say "We love you too, mom, can I put my thingy in your butt too?"

    At least if internet sex stories are a reliable guide.

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  • Holzman_67

    omg like a penis is the staff of truth
    Grab the guys nuts and squeeze hard

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  • gloryholeflasher

    I would tell them they shouldn't spy on me and mommy when we're having sex and that every time they get caught doing that they are grounded from watching TV for the rest of the day!

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  • theMotorcycleButtPirate

    Tell them to GET LOST.

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