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I just had an apple pie danish, and a cup of coffee with one teaspoon of sugar. No creamer. Fuck. Yes.

What did you have, or what do you normally have for breakfast?

Crack	3
Oatmeal	5
Waffles	2
Donughts	0
Danish	1
Bagels	0
Tofu	0
French Toast	1
Ice Cream (really?)	2
Cereal	7
Sausage	0
Bugs	0
Pan Cakes	0
Leftovers	1
Grits	1
Other. List in comments.	7
Protein Shake	3
Eggs	11
Bowl of nails. WITHOUT ANY MILK!	4
Garbage	0
Bacon	1
Gummy Worms	1
Ham	0
Yogurt	2
Sex (yes, sex)	5

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

A spinach and feta with egg white wrap and a mocha latte triple.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Ooo, classy :)
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    I try. *nods* ∩(︶▽︶)∩
    
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PapzBSlim

11 years ago

Garbage and a bowl of nails, with milk. I just could not decide which would be more satisfying so I ate both. The milk made me feel complete but I am lactose intolerant and going to the bathroom will more than likely feel like hell. In the end, it doesn't even matter.

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anti-hero

11 years ago

Imaginary toast and well wished butter.

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myownopinions

11 years ago

Today I had a biscuit with scrambled eggs.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Modest.
  
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dom180

11 years ago

Toast, usually with margarine. I prefer butter, but we don't usually have any because my dad doesn't eat it. If I have time, yoghurt. If I have time, an apple. The apples are gorgeous this time of year.

This morning I only had toast, but now I;m craving an apple. There are a lot worse things to crave than apple though :) I'll hold out until after tea, then I'll have to munch one down. The dog will eat the apple core, because I don't usually and he loves them :D

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Darkoil

11 years ago

Protein shake, banana, two slices of toast with peanut butter, two weetabix, scots porridge oats, a small yoghurt and a black coffee.

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- Darkoil
  
  11 years ago
  
  Oh and a orange as well.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    11 years ago
    
    That's a power breakfast right there!
    
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    - Darkoil
      
      11 years ago
      
      I have the same breakfast nearly everyday apart from yesterday I actually had fish and chips.
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        Fish and chips? For breakfast?
        
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bigfatpoo

11 years ago

Porridge

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Oat meal.
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    11 years ago
    
    Have you ever tried oatmeal with honey?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      No actually. Perhaps I should?
      
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      - Avant-Garde
        
        11 years ago
        
        Please do. It's delicious, but it all depends on kind of honey you use. For instance, I wouldn't suggest you used something like White Himalayan Honey.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        Hmm, sounds fancy :)
        
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howaminotmyself

11 years ago

A bowl of cereal, a piece of toast, and half a cup of coffee with cream. But that was two hours ago and now I think I'm going to make pancakes or potatoes and applesauce. And oh, I just remembered there is OJ in the fridge. Now I want some OJ.

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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

Haha crack and garbage. 99% of the time I just have coffee. I did have a bagel this morning though, and coffee.

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RaNdOmPoPcOrN

11 years ago

Nothing.

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Bubbles-for-life

11 years ago

Weeelll... -sigh- i had Pancakes, Eggs (dippy), Sausage, hash browns, and coffee

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

I had mashed potatoes and vanilla whole milk yogurt. To drink, I remember having a small amount of coffee, because it was awful but I can't remember if I drunk anything else:/

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Haha, you don't like coffee?
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    11 years ago
    
    I do, but it has to have the perfect balance of milk and sugar. If you get the measurements wrong it can ruin the whole batch!
    
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      11 years ago
      
      Yeah, I usually moderate the sugar I put in my coffe and use a bit of half and half too.
      
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VioletTrees

11 years ago

Pills.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Vitamins?
  
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  - VioletTrees
    
    11 years ago
    
    Nope.
    
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    - 800imawesome
      
      11 years ago
      
      It's for the voices.
      
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        11 years ago
        
        How do you know it's not?
        
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        800imawesome
        
        11 years ago
        
        Bob said so. But Johnny disagrees.
        
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Valetion

11 years ago

Every morning I wake up, put my Parka on, crawl out of my igloo and ride my polar bear over to Tim Hortons and order a nice, big cup of whale blubber with maple syrup. Then I go home and walk my beaver, feed my Moose and count my loonies and toonies. Such an awesome morning. Eh.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Awesome morning indeed :)
  
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Unimportant

11 years ago

What if I didn't have breakfast?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Bad!
  
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loopoo

11 years ago

Crisps and chocolate

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Okay :)
  
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Blue_Velvet

11 years ago

Sandwich but if i have some leftovers i eat that.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
  
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Terence_the_viking

11 years ago

Malted wheaties the cheaper version of shreddies.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Gotta save that cash!
  
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  - Terence_the_viking
    
    11 years ago
    
    Indeed.
    
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Ibelievethis

11 years ago

Only a drink of hot chocolate. I can never face eating in the morning, but I'm just a hungary Horace for the rest of the day then. xx

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Hmm, breakfast is usually one of my favorite meals :)
  
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charli.m

11 years ago

Day off! So I actually get to eat breakfast...

Manuka and nut cereal, with added puffed corn and millet, dried papaya and fresh apple and kiwifruit. The kiwifruit was a mistake :( No brown rice syrup this time. And a mocha. Not a good one. And lemon water.

Breakfast is usually an Up&Go Protein. I don't even like them but I can drink them really quick, which means I can sleep in an extra 5mins. Then I get a second breakfast of what the kids don't eat, because I don't like to waste.

I never thought I'd get to that level :( I feel so dirty...

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- Avant-Garde
  
  11 years ago
  
  Manuka?
  
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  - charli.m
    
    11 years ago
    
    It's a type of honey :)
    
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      11 years ago
      
      Oh, I have heard of it, but I always thought it was called "Maluka". How does it taste?
      
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      - charli.m
        
        11 years ago
        
        You know, I couldn't actually say :-S
        
        I haven't had it by itself in years. I wasn't overly fond of it, though. I think it's not too sweet, from memory. It's in the cereal I buy, so I don't add it or even have it in my pantry.
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Why do you feel dirty? There's nothing wrong with not being wasteful.
  
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  - charli.m
    
    11 years ago
    
    Oh not that. It's the eating other people's children's half chewed food. Manky.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Bah, gotta do what you gotta do right :)
      
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dappled

11 years ago

I feel a little bit spied on. I actually did have ice cream at breakfast time (only a teaspoon, though, just for the taste of it and because I was near the freezer). My proper breakfast was a few swigs of fizzy water. Knowing me, though, it could have been anything. I eat whatever I want whenever I want and don't obey mealtimes even in the slightest.

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- Justsomejerk
  
  11 years ago
  
  Sparkling water on tap at home is full of win.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Still waiting on that fizzy-tap Mr. Dappled...
  
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  - dappled
    
    11 years ago
    
    Is that you, Danny? :P
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Awkward yet?
      
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      - dappled
        
        11 years ago
        
        Hmm! Shack? He was interested the idea too. I am so bad at guessing games. :/
        
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        Shackleford96
        
        11 years ago
        
        Haha, yep :)
        
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      11 years ago
      
      Nope.
      
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bananaface

11 years ago

I usually have cereal or toast, but this morning I had a green apple.

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  11 years ago
  
  Green apples are delightful :)
  
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  - bananaface
    
    11 years ago
    
    They really are. They're my favourite:)!
    
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NotFloydzie

11 years ago

Nice cup of coffee, and I just finished eating a couple of gummy worms.

Good morning!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Thanks, and good morning to you as well :)
  
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