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What'd you do if you accidentally FART at dinner with your first date?
| Ignore like nothing happened | 16 | |
| Pretending to clear your throat to cover up | 5 | |
| Pretending to move your chair to cover up | 5 | |
| Make some noises similar to the fart sound to cover up | 6 | |
| Wait about 2 seconds then ask your date, "You like the smell?" | 2 | |
| Tell your date, "There's more where that came from." | 8 | |
| Other possibilities (You name them!) | 7 |
What about "pretend it's the chair"?
"Oh this chair making creaking noises, that's weird"
If you know your date smells it, say, "Aw, geez, seems we just got cropdusted!" Then laugh awkwardly.
I would study his reaction, probably end up laughing, omging and hopefully he'll just say, "challenge accepted!".
wait for 2 seconds and ask your date "you like the smell?". that was good LOOOOOL TO THAT.
If i am at a pizza restaurant and i desperetly need to fart i just take some ketchup bottle or garlic souce bottle and squish it on my pizza slice so it would make the sound: perfect moment for farting :D
I'd awkwardly excuse myself and hope they don't get disgusted or angry about it.
I'd honestly laugh it off to break the ice. If my date thinks it's weird, then we shouldn't be dating. Your date should love you and be with you no matter what if they are your true soul mate. All [almost all] people fart. It's normal. If that's something that someone is not going to accept, then they don't know a thing. (If you date only for sex, you, sir, have no life.)
I'd just be embarassed and say omg I'm sorry. Think of it as building character ;)
Now that I think about it I might in the situation be too awkward to handle it that way, and just remain silent. But theoretically, yes, I think that's the least awkward way to handle it (because if you do something to mask the sound or don't do anything to pretend you didn't hear it, it's just going to create a REALLY uncomfortable silence)
At least when youre old you'll have something quirky and unique to remember from your first date ^^
I would see it as an opportune time to figure out if I want to keep dating them based on their reaction. Unless it smelled.. then I would run the fuck out of there.
Blame it on the chair, or someone sitting/ standing close to me.
Could blame it on the waiter or some other restaurant guest.
Lol nice options. I would make some noises similar to the fart sound to cover it up.
I can't help laugh when i read you favorites choices.. well...look at him/ smiling/ and dare him to do the same.:))
I am likely to be my usual turd self and say something like...
I like that you're already so comfortable with me that you can fart. No its okay you dont have to deny it. It happens. No really. Okay how about I pretend it didnt happen. You know what, let's just say it was me. I'll take that bullet for you. Just for you... *seductive eyes and holds hands*