What crime would you commit if you could get away with it?

If you had a cast-iron guarantee that you would never, ever suffer any reprisals for committing one of the below crimes (except for guilt), what is the worst one you'd commit?

Petty theft / shoplifting 81
Fraud 68
Assault 19
Rape 46
Murder 81
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  • bleach_baby

    Nice to know how many would be rapists there are out there :\

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  • 1Testing

    Lol wtf, we have wannabe rapist on IIN? Hide yo kidz.

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    • Problemchild21

      hide yo wife, Even hid yo husbandz they rapin everyone out here! lol

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  • Echoes

    Chopping off your balls.

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  • ALLoftheabove

    Why would you creeps pick rape

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  • fdmcerberus

    J walking, cause I'm f**ckin crazy!

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  • Littering and jaywalking.

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  • Missy21

    rob a bank fo sure!!

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  • JaccerCobalt

    fart on Obamas dog.

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    • YourLittleVampire

      Hr has a dog ??? O_o

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  • Jeci_Cassidy

    there is 1 person I would love tie down and peel their skin off if I could get away with it.

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  • TheForbiddenHottie

    shhoplift.. at FENDI :P

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  • dappled

    Also disturbing that (at the time of writing), no-one would consider assault when they realise they can get away with murder (five votes).

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    • TheConsciousElectron

      Sometimes there are people you'd like to punch in the face. But you don't want them dead. For example, the mean person who bullied you in junior high. I'd like to punch that person in the face but not kill the person. Isn't it fun, 10 years later, when you look at their Facebook and now see that they are homeless, missing teeth, and fat?

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      • dappled

        That's kind of my point. There's one or two people in the world that I'd love to punch. But just because I could get away with ending their life doesn't in any way mean I would. It's not a view shared by the masses. There's a lot of hate out there.

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  • everyhumanlovesAbel

    Fraud or rob a bank ofcourse!
    Badass action movies are for the win.

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  • Peek-a-Boo

    Oh, I got just the right bullet saved for just the right motherfucker, if you know what I'm saying >:)

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    • imagirldealwithit123

      o.o oh fuck

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  • BigKahunaBurger

    I'd hypothetically murder the hypothetical rapists here. Slowly. With rusty implements. And burners.

    Other than that, I'd choose fraud. A major fraud that makes me extremely rich. Then I'd hire hitmen to take out the hypothetical rapists here. Slowly. With rusty implements. And burners. And a camcorder.

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  • wayfarer

    All the abooooooooooooooove!
    no srsly

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    • Problemchild21

      I pray to God I never meet you in a back alley

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  • greatyodais

    I think I would capture a woman and chain her to a wall. Then I would start poking her with a spoon for a few hours. Next I think I would commence in beating her with a leather belt on the legs for about 30 minutes. Once that was over I would start making large surface cuts on her neck. Maybe rape her... Then hang her from her feet and stab a hole in her legz with a screwdriver.. After I get tired with it my knife will go into its juggular and i will watch her bleed out while i eat a bowl of ice cream. Watching the life drain out of her eyes. But this is all hypothetical of course.

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    • dappled

      Technically, I think that's multiple crimes and I did ask for just one. Out of rape, assault, murder, and kidnapping do you just want to submit the most serious one, or do you have some other way of choosing?

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  • ToxicCrayons

    Fraud is at the top of my list. After that, murder and assault.

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  • imagirldealwithit123

    Guess what i did? -holds hand under chin-

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    I wonder why rape seems to offend more people than murder or bank robbery.

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    • dappled

      Probably the human aspect of it. I mean, you rob a bank, nobody really struggles psychologically. If you rape someone, it tears them apart.

      I'm with you on murder, though. Having said that, I've known women whose ordeals were so bad, they said they'd have preferred to have been murdered instead.

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  • fullhouse

    Rob a bank would be my choice over and over!! I'll takeenough money for me to not go to work as long as I want..

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  • newtdup

    ohhh, I could make the world a much better place to live!!! and no one would ever want to be in that line of work (or lack thereof) again.
    ever get tired of ministers, or politicians, or ministers that play in politics. two faced liars, all of them.

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  • Bubbles-for-life

    Where is the: ″I wouldnt commit a crime anyways im a goodie two-shoes?″

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  • loveteenfeet

    wow the people saying rape have issues.
    same for murder.
    ive gone for fraud - ripping off a faceless big company.

    although i know of some people that commit fraud a lot on a small scale.

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  • coolio75650932

    chuck norris broke every law there is to brake then he fixed them and got away with it

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  • Jeshua

    Robbery indeed

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  • bluesun

    rob a bank, but not stupid thugs style, rush in there with fake guns and covering their faces with their shirts.

    i like it planned well, and studied for months, then when i do it, i'll return all the money back next day, cuz i don't need it, only need the action part lol.

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  • Rob a bank and have millions of dollars seems like the best options out of all crimes.

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  • SweetSherry

    I'd murder all the Kardashians and Justin Beiber

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  • Flowers

    Stealing stuff would save me a damn lot of money. That's the only crime I'd be willing to do. All the other crimes give me no benefit, and just gives me a very guilty conscience, since me daring to hurt people physically or mentally on purpose is unimaginable.

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  • hide yo wife and hide yo kids

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  • Jay walk.

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  • YourLittleVampire

    It would have to be murder, especially with my teeth and my tendancy for violence .......

    YourLittleVampire

    xXx

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  • obviously murder especially barney he creeps me out

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  • Trismegistus

    Genocide.

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    • YourLittleVampire

      Agreed ^_-

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  • pastol

    Is a Ferrari considered shoplifting?

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    • YourLittleVampire

      especialy if its from the show room ^_-

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    • YourLittleVampire

      yes lmao

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  • pandabear1209

    Haha most ppl would murder XD

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  • yournewBFF

    Rob a bank? Nah counterfeiting. That's a classy crime right there.

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  • timebobbu

    so many for shoplifting!? think bloodmoney. xD

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  • HugeDong87

    I would assassinate Prime Minister David Cameron and the Chancellor of the exchequer George Osborne. Maybe even kill William Hague and Boris Johnson just for the hell of it.

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  • Curious-trans

    Petty theft and shoplifting is stupid easy to get away with shit i know a guy who steals by the cart from places like walmart

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  • pixie_dust

    I would murder george w bush and torture his ass like he had others tortured so he could line his pockets.. mf'r

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    • bluesun

      good thinking, i might help you with that ;)

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  • jessicia16

    i would rape the harods dept store :D

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  • Lasci

    I'll do all my friends a favour and stick an axe in this bitch's
    skull. Nobody will know she's gone. Fucking duckcow.

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