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If you had a cast-iron guarantee that you would never, ever suffer any reprisals for committing one of the below crimes (except for guilt), what is the worst one you'd commit?
| Petty theft / shoplifting | 81 | |
| Fraud | 68 | |
| Assault | 19 | |
| Rape | 46 | |
| Murder | 81 |
there is 1 person I would love tie down and peel their skin off if I could get away with it.
Also disturbing that (at the time of writing), no-one would consider assault when they realise they can get away with murder (five votes).
Sometimes there are people you'd like to punch in the face. But you don't want them dead. For example, the mean person who bullied you in junior high. I'd like to punch that person in the face but not kill the person. Isn't it fun, 10 years later, when you look at their Facebook and now see that they are homeless, missing teeth, and fat?
Oh, I got just the right bullet saved for just the right motherfucker, if you know what I'm saying >:)
I'd hypothetically murder the hypothetical rapists here. Slowly. With rusty implements. And burners.
Other than that, I'd choose fraud. A major fraud that makes me extremely rich. Then I'd hire hitmen to take out the hypothetical rapists here. Slowly. With rusty implements. And burners. And a camcorder.
I think I would capture a woman and chain her to a wall. Then I would start poking her with a spoon for a few hours. Next I think I would commence in beating her with a leather belt on the legs for about 30 minutes. Once that was over I would start making large surface cuts on her neck. Maybe rape her... Then hang her from her feet and stab a hole in her legz with a screwdriver.. After I get tired with it my knife will go into its juggular and i will watch her bleed out while i eat a bowl of ice cream. Watching the life drain out of her eyes. But this is all hypothetical of course.
I wonder why rape seems to offend more people than murder or bank robbery.
Probably the human aspect of it. I mean, you rob a bank, nobody really struggles psychologically. If you rape someone, it tears them apart.
I'm with you on murder, though. Having said that, I've known women whose ordeals were so bad, they said they'd have preferred to have been murdered instead.
Rob a bank would be my choice over and over!! I'll takeenough money for me to not go to work as long as I want..
ohhh, I could make the world a much better place to live!!! and no one would ever want to be in that line of work (or lack thereof) again.
ever get tired of ministers, or politicians, or ministers that play in politics. two faced liars, all of them.
wow the people saying rape have issues.
same for murder.
ive gone for fraud - ripping off a faceless big company.
although i know of some people that commit fraud a lot on a small scale.
chuck norris broke every law there is to brake then he fixed them and got away with it
rob a bank, but not stupid thugs style, rush in there with fake guns and covering their faces with their shirts.
i like it planned well, and studied for months, then when i do it, i'll return all the money back next day, cuz i don't need it, only need the action part lol.
Rob a bank and have millions of dollars seems like the best options out of all crimes.
Stealing stuff would save me a damn lot of money. That's the only crime I'd be willing to do. All the other crimes give me no benefit, and just gives me a very guilty conscience, since me daring to hurt people physically or mentally on purpose is unimaginable.
It would have to be murder, especially with my teeth and my tendancy for violence .......
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I would assassinate Prime Minister David Cameron and the Chancellor of the exchequer George Osborne. Maybe even kill William Hague and Boris Johnson just for the hell of it.
Petty theft and shoplifting is stupid easy to get away with shit i know a guy who steals by the cart from places like walmart
I would murder george w bush and torture his ass like he had others tortured so he could line his pockets.. mf'r
I'll do all my friends a favour and stick an axe in this bitch's
skull. Nobody will know she's gone. Fucking duckcow.