What clean term do you use to refer to your special area?

Mr. Mushroom head.

I just say what it is; vagina. Personally I dislike the way the word itself sounds, but it is what it is called.

Not sure why it was not on the list along with "Penis".

Vagina, because that's what I was blessed with. Otherwise it'd be penis and testicles. Those are the proper words, why wouldn't I use them?

The Master.

Unless I'm drunk, then it's The Drunken Master.

Unless I'm asleep, then it's Sleeping Beauty.

my special place is in my head and has little to do with my anatomy.

I rarely censor myself and tend to use medical terms as appropriate. But if the words penis and vagina feel weird coming out of (or into) your mouth. Why not use the word groin.

Boner garage

Nether regions, flower, cooter, monkey, lady bits, or sometimes vagina. It really depends on who I'm talking to, and the situation.

lady cave, the all seeing eye, no country for old men, maneater, field of dreams, enterprise, the abyss

I hate when a guy calls it cunt or pussy, such an insult.

Ding dong!

Tentacle.

Thing.

Vag

My junk.

My Jizz Monkey, the Bald Mole.

Power dump

Dave Pizzler.

Recently met someone who uses noo noo never heard it before

Big beartha