What can one gender do that just doesn't work for the other gender?

What are some things that one gender does that would be inappropriate, impossible, laughable or otherwise just "wrong" if the opposite gender did it?

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

    The following are with regard to the United States.

    Girls can - hit the opposite sex, get less time served for identical crimes, rape a member from the opposite sex and have it not be taken seriously, sexually harass men with lesser consequences, have better chances of winning a custody battle, be gay with less stigma, be flamboyant without stigma, have ability to not get in to physical confrontations without being considered a bitch, not register for compulsory military service, more easily talk about your feelings with acquaintances of the same sex.

    Men can - more easily attain better wages, have a better chance of being elected for public office, have more and better employment opportunities, be stigmatized to a lesser extent for being promiscuous, be more likely to be taken seriously.

    World of inequality indeed . . .

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    • Family court gender bias is a myth.

      I'd have to disagree that lesbians have it easier than gays. Real lesbians, I mean.

      Women aren't allowed to sign up for Selective Service.

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      • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

        Your first point - After a bit a research, it appears that you are correct. My apologies.

        Second point - My evidence is somewhat anecdotal but Ill say it anyway. As a pansexual male, when I tell a random person that the person they have been talking to is equally attracted to men, they usually respond with "that's fucking gross." My cousin, a lesbian, when someone finds out about her sexuality, she is usually met with a barrage of inquiries. Such as, "have you had sex with a man? What is it like with a woman? Did a man break your heart?" the worst has been , "that's a shame." People tend to no that they don't like male homosexuality where as females tend to be met with condescension.

        third point - Isn't that what I said? the bit about compulsory military service.

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        • You said "not register" which isn't exactly the same as "legally can't even register". It's not sexist because males have to sign up, it's sexist because women CAN'T sign up.

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      • I like how you didn't mention the female inequality myths that have already been disproven...Just sayin'.

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        • What?

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          • The guy above listed assumed male and female inequalities and you felt the need to only question the male side of inequalities, is what I'm getting at. Lol

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            • Oh ok. I definitely feel the need to destroy the family court gender bias myth because all it does it hurt so many people. It's such a pervasive myth and so readily accepted as true that so many fathers, children and mothers suffer needlessly. Selective Services....well it factually IS sexist because it excludes women. People are ignorant and knee-jerk it and think it's sexist for only accepting men but the real reason it's sexist is that it excludes women! Duh. As for the gay/lesbian part...mostly I was talking about discrimination. People who oppose homosexuality generally don't make exceptions for anyone. I've never heard of people opposing gay marriage or adoption based on gender, etc. Gay men get harrassed in general and so do gay women too just in some slightly different ways but in terms of systematic discriminatiom I believe it's virtually the same. The rest of the points he made, while slightly debateable are mostly true and I feel didn't deserve a full examination on this thread.

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  • TrustMeImLying

    Multiple orgasms

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    • derpyderp

      Um...

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      • CountessDouche

        Yeah...I was gonna say something about that.

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      • TrustMeImLying

        *rolls eyes*

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    • There we go! Good answer!

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  • RainbowDischarge

    I'm a female but I can't pee out of a penis.

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    • VirgilManly

      I'll let you hold and aim mine so you can write your name in the snow if you like.

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      • RainbowDischarge

        I have a really long name

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        • VirgilManly

          No problem.
          I'll just dip my nib in your inkwell a few times.
          :)

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    • They make fake penises to "pee" out of, for the purpose of cheating drug tests. So you sort of could do that.

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      • howaminotmyself

        Originally made for camping, the she-wee is a tube that allows women to pee without pulling her pants down.

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        • Neuria

          How do you know this

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          • howaminotmyself

            I read it in a book called How to Shit in the Woods. And my friend is an outdoor enthusiast and park ranger. She wants one.

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      • RainbowDischarge

        My friend used a "wizinator" once to pass a bullshit drug test. Filled it with his friends brother's piss and it leaked on his leg.

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        • Haha eeew!

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  • Freedom_

    Girls can't go around humping their friends :/

    And it would be kind of weird (but cute) if guys braided each other's hairs.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Guys cannot carry a child, nor can women inseminate. I guess I have to get technical ;)

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    • Wow...good observations.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Guys cant get pregnant and girls cant get someone else pregnant

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    • shuggy-chan

      arnold schwarzenegger did in that one movie remember

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    • Technically they both can by surrogate.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    I wont say 'never" but guys can rarely ever color coordinate anything, not even the gay fashion guys.!

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    • shuggy-chan

      Bitch im Fabulous *struts my shit around*

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  • rayb12

    there are unlimited genders

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  • Hamid37USA

    It bring great shame to amireca for let woman drive car.

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    • regisphilbin

      i agree wit u

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  • Arm0se

    I don't understand the question...

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