What bad things have you done on a shift?

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petty theft 7
masturbation/sex 23
drinking 2
smoking weed 2
pretended to work but didnt 28
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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    Why is there no "all of the above" option? I have had jobs where I would knock out most of that list before lunch.

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      11 years ago

      Me too. All of the above.

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    • IIN2?uestionlife
      11 years ago

      Thats amazing lol.

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      • Captain_Kegstand
        11 years ago

        I miss that job! :( Life was much simpler then.

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        • IIN2?uestionlife
          11 years ago

          Man life is always simpler in the past. May I ask tough, what exactly was that job??

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          • Captain_Kegstand
            11 years ago

            I worked at an electrical supply company, where we all (including the boss) would have a few beers and share a joint before each shift. I loved that job, and never stole from there, but there was a little gas station down the street that made it WAY too easy. We each snatched a pack of smokes every morning.

            Oh, and the HR lady was about 15 years older than me, recently divorced, and absolutely, mind blowingly GORGEOUS! That will cover the sex part.

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  • Onyx36
    11 years ago

    I had sex in the freezer.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Sleep should have been included, I guess its not "daring" enough.

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  • bigfatdick4
    7 years ago

    I masturbated a lot of times on night shift, including day shift whilst at work, but the most radical thing I ever did on night shift was fuck one of my senior male co-workers in the arse in the companies vehicle!

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  • jondoerandom
    11 years ago

    Can I haz "all of the above", plz?? Done it all, well, except for weed -cause i hate pot. But I used to smoke cigarettes while pumping gas. Graveyard shifts are the best, you get anyway with anything as long as you know your way around the security cameras.

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  • tellmeimwrong
    11 years ago

    I banged the shit out of the cashier in the restroom on the sink afterwards I then shook her husband's hand while my hand still had some of her cum dried on it. Looked him dead in the eye and smiled.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    All of the above. One I tried to break my friends arm so he could go on workers compensation - I couldn't do it though.

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    • Justsomejerk
      11 years ago

      *once

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  • disthing
    11 years ago

    Petty theft, pretending to do work. It was at a call centre.

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  • ebulliance
    11 years ago

    I misread shift as shit.

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    • Iranianlionheart2
      11 years ago

      petty theft - towels
      wanking - self explanitory
      drinking, weed, no problem
      but how could you pretend to work but didnt on the toilet?

      faking hhhmmmmmmppphhhh noises maybe?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I stole twenty bucks from someones wallet and used it to buy weed.

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  • nightmare28
    11 years ago

    When I was younger, I worked in a convenient store, only females were allowed to work at the cash registry and my job was to walk around the store, make sure the shelves are full, everything is in place, put price tags, etc... Long story short, one of the rules I live by is that if something itches, I scratch it, and I don't scratch over the clothes. Then without washing hands I kept on working and touching everything.

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    • disthing
      11 years ago

      Only females allowed to work at the cash registry? What kind of backward place was that? :/

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      • nightmare28
        11 years ago

        The AM:PM chain in Tel Aviv. I think the policy makes sense in a way, this chain always tries to provide jobs for the weaker demographic groups of the population, so with this policy they provide more jobs for women (women cant do jobs like construction or or lifting stuff, so it leaves them behind on blue collar jobs), also even though the percentage of black people is very small in Israel, about 3 quarters of the employees and management in this chain are black.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    All the above and some others beside (except smoking weed).

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Those things are bad? Sounds like a hell of a day to me.

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  • Iranianlionheart2
    11 years ago

    i usually fit them all into my 12 hour shift. hahahahaha somebody stop me!

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