What are your thoughts on bagels?

I don't think about them much years of therapy has helped

Despite being the only person i know who feels this way the McDonalds sausage and egg bagel shits all over the mcmuffin

The new York bakery company make a really nice red onion bagel, but I'm assuming it's nothing compared to a true new York bagel

My thoughts seem to be rather circular when it comes to bagels, but there's always a hole in them.

Pumpernickel with veggie cream cheese. Yum.

Bagels? What do I think of Bagels? They're a sadistic bunch. My father...He fought in the great Bagel war...I was just a child. I watched them climb down his throat and choke him to death...I was just a child. Ever since that day I have trained. I learned the ways the Bagel thinks and now I hunt them to avenge my father.

So what do I think of them? What do you think, you son of a bitch?!

I like bagels very much, they are delicious.

I like Minted lamb bagels, they are lush.

They smell of Jews

I like using the chewy ones for French toast.

Pork roll, egg and cheese on a bagel mmmmmm! I am so happy I live in NJ and theres a lovely, family owned bagel shop near me. They have the best bagels.

I love bagels, they're great with Philadelphia Cream Cheese!

I don't even know what a bagel is :|

*silently exits left*

I am a big fan.

They make me feel ill.