What are your favorite catch phrases from tv/film?

"That's what she said."
-Michael Scott, The Office

We got no food, we got no jobs..our pets heads are falling off!! - Lloyd Christmas

Are you threatening me? - The Great Cornholio

"wub wub wub wub wub" - Zoidburg

-"come get some" -Ash, evil dead trilogy

_"make my day" -Clint

-"yeah, thats right" Puddy from Seinfeld"

-"...not that theres anything wrong with that!"--Seinfeld on being gay.

"I have had it, with these mother fuckin' snakes on this mother fuckin' plane! Why are you yelling?? Shit bitch, I'm aaaalways yelling, I'm Samuel mother fuckin' Jackson!"

"Right, left! Right, Kick! Uh son! Uh son! Yo that jacket is tight son, yaaa meaaan?! Now run that shit bitch!"

"Do not boast, old woman. Your death sits in that cage, and she hears you."

"Why me, that I alone should be responsible for the welfare of the entire field. Its monstrous!"

"Raspy sound you say?"

"Cast not pearls before swine I always say. And that includes insolent piglets."

"Inconceivable!"

"Get to da choppah!!"

"I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!"

"I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bed chamber with his guts."

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!!!"

"Aim for the flat top!"

"Nimble little minx, isn't she?"

"Is there a problem with the Earths gravitational pull in the future?"

"I smell ice cream!"

"Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!"

"What you talkin' about, Willis?"

What day is it?? The date?! What year!!

You shut up you dumb idiot!

My competitor is a liar! Cut his head off!

I ain't gonna be your dad no more.

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

" I love the smell of Napalm in the morning" - Robert DuVall , Apocalypse Now

" You can't handle the truth!" Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men

" But not a snitch!" Al Pacino - Scent of a Woman

" Play It Again Sam" - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca

" I think youre gonna need a bigger boat" - Roy Schneider- Jaws

" They' re Here" - Poltergeist...." Here's Johnny!" Jack Nicholson, The Shining

" Dont worry, I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" - Marlon Brando- The Godfather

" You Filthy, Rotten Apes!" - Charleston Heston, Planet of the Apes

" Frankly Scarlet I dont give a damn"

" Theres no place like home"

oh to be young and in love were vampires and withes are at war- the originals

"So many assholes, so few bullets."

"I ain't got time to bleed."

"You know what I'm gonna tell God when I die? I'm gonna tell him I was framed."

"That's how I roll", because I've been sayin' that shit forever and Charlie Sheen can suck it; I was there first!

*Just lick my god dam vagina!