What are some things i can shove up my ass?

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I have been experimenting with assplay, and since I live with my parents toys aren't an option.

Toilet Brush 11
Toilet Plunger 20
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  • astoriaboy
    8 years ago

    Your head.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I would say something humerous but I think if I suggest something out of humor the joke would be on me because someone, somewhere, would have actually done it. >_>

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    • CreamPuffs
      7 years ago

      I would make an anal joke...

      Butt maybe not.

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  • NeofelisNebulosa
    8 years ago

    Wow, you do not want to use anything wooden. Use some type of plastic handle, like a small cleaning brush. At least that can be thoroughly cleaned and it won't leave splinters in your asshole

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    • RoyRogers
      8 years ago

      Actually they have some sex toys that are wooden. You would be surprised. Although I would not recommend OP stick any of the listed items up inside themselves. That is not what they are meant for. "Op, buy some real sex toys".

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    Donald Trump ButtPlug.

    http://images3.sw-cdn.net/model/picture/625x465_3610955_11172474_1437154285.jpg

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    A VW Beetle.

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    Lava lamp

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  • WifeOfTheGypsySailor
    8 years ago

    Just hide the toys dear don't stick either of those things up your ass.

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      Like a collection of Matchbox cars?

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  • Shmendan
    8 years ago

    nothing, dont put anything in there

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  • randypete
    8 years ago

    a cucumber that feels good plastic bottle not glass get a big dildo

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    • luvallanal806
      8 years ago

      Cucumber feels VERY GOOD! Put a condom and a lot of lube on it and just ease it in. The plastic water bottles feel good to me but thats definitely not for beginners

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  • Dot123
    8 years ago

    Something plastic or glass bottle.

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  • Gspyder
    8 years ago

    Something that won't break, splinter, get stuck, or cut/scratch you. You're better off getting a toy and hiding it.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    fingers

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    is yall obama or hillary cause if so then i gots a comprehensive list

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Why not start with your head?

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    • itsnotnormal12
      8 years ago

      You pretend to sail the world from your mother's basement.

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  • fluffy1uv
    7 years ago

    Sharpie? Really though take it from me, it's really not all that great. Real penis is incomparably better

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  • teeth30395
    8 years ago

    wifes heel

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  • tboneinher
    8 years ago

    how about a 6 cell maglite, that otta do ya

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  • nastynymph
    8 years ago

    Find a friend who owns a strap on and have them shove that up your ass.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    How about a cucumber for starters

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  • Bambi2015
    8 years ago

    Banana

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  • Goodfella37
    8 years ago

    Try shoving a 'dongle' or USB data stick up yo' ass! It'll sure as fuck make for an interesting download!

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Electric pen

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