What are some household items you have used in your rump?

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I hear most people , guys and girls, have used regular household items up their rumps to explore anal play on their own. What are some items you used and are you a man or woman?

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    One time I had to serve a few weeks in jail and I was hooked on pills so before court I shoved a little plastic capsule full of pills up my ass. I never got caught and I took my pills everyday. Sometimes I got high. I didnt tell anyone.

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Well done

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      5 years ago

      "I didnt tell anyone"

      thats one wise policy consinderin the snitches the desperate detoxin addicts and the thieves

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      • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
        5 years ago

        No good could come out of telling. At best they snitch or worst they try to rob me.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          4 years ago

          i hope yallre off that shit now

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  • curious-bunny
    5 years ago

    My favorite is shampoo bottles, but I've toilet plungers, scrubbies, wash clothes, toilet paper, socks, underwear. Toothpaste, soap bar phone charger, pens etc. I'm s woman

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Jeez man you are a maniac

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      • curious-bunny
        5 years ago

        Im sure there's more haha, oh yea ice, ice feels good. I'm dedicated to anal what can I say

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        • LauraVander
          4 years ago

          If your bi I'd love to lick your butthole sweetie

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          • curious-bunny
            4 years ago

            That mucus lube stuff is great! Tasty and practical! I love the stuff! Weirded me out for a long tine but not anymore, it always anyses me when I pull my plug out and there's like a jizz load of it that just pours out. It's great.

            Well to be technical I'm a trans woman, little bit of a difference and I'm mainly straight. However I do have a bit of curiosity for women, I know I've always wanted to taste a girls butt so I mean in open to experimentation

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          • LauraVander
            4 years ago

            You mentioned your butthole has that mucus lube. Mine does to and I'd love to taste yours yummy!

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  • ThirdTesticle
    4 years ago

    A cactus. It didn't feel too good though honestly. Had to go to the doctor to get the spikes pulled out, I thought it would feel good. But I guess cacti don't make great butt plugs.

    It was a kind of fuzzy one, so I thought it would feel good. But nope, not even close. So, yeah apparently cacti don't make for good sex toys. I learned that one the hard way

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I used a carrot on my bitch... mehh, nothing special.
    Used a shit load if dildo's an vibrators. Had a chick stick her finger in my bum while giving me head, didn't like it... The finger that is

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  • Jsfundogs
    5 years ago

    Hair brush, serving spoon handle ,rubber snake , and my first Barbie doll..

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    Only ever sex toys. I've heard too many stories of things going wrong and it sounds like an embarassing trip to the hospital. I'm female

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      When I was in high school there was a rumor going around that some chick was hiding in the science room masturbating with a test tube. The test tube broke and caused bad things. Found out it was true.

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      • SwickDinging
        5 years ago

        Jesus fucking christ

        That story made my toes curl

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