What about when you were really desperate to pee ?

Last time I was really desperate to pee, you'll never guess what I did...

I went to pee.

Isn't that a novel idea?

One time when I was driving in the their was no where to pull off to in a semi truck so I ended up pulling over and pissing on the other side of my truck. It was obvious what I was doing if someone was looking
Thats the closest I ever got to pissing myself.

I’ve always had a small bladder, I will literally piss anywhere. And when I say anywhere, I mean outside. Fuck a portapotty.

I once peed out a 5th story window into the bushes directly above the window. The bathroom door was locked and their was dirty dishes in the sink. Would of totally went in the sink if it was cleared.

I quickly run to the toilet and let the dogs out.