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I’m up for some weird stories. During a piano recital I tripped walking up the stairs and I dropped all my music papers, at the end when I was finished I farted loudly and I wanted to jump out a window that very moment.
When I was in middle school, my pants fell down in the middle of the hallway one day when I wasn't wearing underwear and at least 12 other kids and a couple of teachers saw it plain as day. And yes, there were comments made to me about it.
I recently wore a metal butt plug to pick up my girlfriend from the airport. I had forgotton all about it and of course I light up the metal detector. Really embarrassing explainiing what is was. It was hilarious tho
I was masturbating in my "man cave" reading porn and my wife walked in. I don't know who was more embarrassed her or I? She turned and quickly walked out saying "sorry sorry" all the time. No mention of it from her or I after.
When I was eleven I was on a school camp and unfortunately the was only one toilet in the girls' bathroom so us girls had to share it. Being super shy back then (I still am) I didn't want to use the toilet in front of other girls because there was always someone or more than one girl in there so you never had privacy so I decided to hold my pee in. The first two days were fine but by the second night my poor bladder couldn't take anymore torture and relieved itself in the night and I woke up in the morning to pee stained pajamas and mattress. I still remember seeing the mattress being dragged outside with a huge pee stain on it. I'm 45 now and the memory of that night is still fresh in my mind as if it happen yesterday and will stay with my til my dying day.
I had a roommate walk in on me years ago when I was in my room and I was sucking my own cock. I was embarrassed as hell, she just stood there watching till I was done. Then she started aplaudding, asking me if I felt better.
My wife walked in on me while I was masturbating. She was mad as hell and keep reminding me. Now I am very careful.
Once I was masturbating in my room,i didn't know that my sister had some friends over,one of them suddenly walked in my room & the worst part was that I was facing opposite the door & was using a headphone. She stood there for a bit then suddenly came in front of me & said whatcha doing??... My legs slipped & I fell down. Idk if she told anyone about that.
i was eating chocolate mini eggs when i read farted and i slobbered all over laughing. thats not my story though. i wrote a bunch of microbiology lectures and gave them out to my medical students misspelling pus with the word puss. Hey its not my fault i didnt have spell checker in those days and besides both are spelled corect. the little bastards never told me so i was giving out lecture material for years. Besides ,i never used the word Puss so how was i to know? Oh well the class was never larger than five , these were post grads.