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My bf and I were going through Home Depot. There was an example of sliding glass doors and I jumped behind it and there was a cosy little spot behind it. He figured me out and joined me and we started kissing. I lifted myself up into a good position for fucking and was like “common let’s do it real quick” and then realized fuck, I have a tampon in.

I was very seriously ready, to pull that fucker out and Leave in in a corner somewhere.

My bf said that if someone found it, they’d quit their job. Does anyone have any disgusting story from work? Or has left a “mess” knowing damn well someone else will be forced to clean it?

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  • ellnell
    3 years ago

    Wasn't working but as a kid once I went to McDonalds and this family sat down next to us and one of their kids was a total mess i've never seen anything like it. He was completely psychotic, crawling around on and spitting all over the table and tearing things up. A kid around the age 6-8 years old probably. That can't have been nice to clean up.

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  • rocketdave
    3 years ago

    Many years ago during my misspent youth we had been out drinking and were being chased by the police. Two of us felt queasy and subsequently vomited out of the window all over the cop car behind. Their windscreen wipers could not cope and we got away!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I barfed in a cop car about 4 years ago.

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      • CDmale4fem
        3 years ago

        You seem to say that like its #1 on your bucket list.

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  • my_life_my_way
    3 years ago

    I can never think of a fun story to tell when people ask questions like that, the tampon thing doesn’t seem too bad though.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    That would have been a really disgusting, unsanitary, and nasty thing to do! I'm glad you didn't do it, but honestly if you had done it I would hope that you both got caught, and arrested!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      No one could see us.. Arrested? Lord.

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      • RoseIsabella
        3 years ago

        The Home Depot is not a place for you to act out like that. Yes, people get arrested for public indecency.

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        • CDmale4fem
          3 years ago

          Also include that if parents happen thru and has a small child with them. And the girl and her bf couldnt really see things outside looking in. Others can usually see more and see it sooner than we realize.
          If by chance a child says "Hey daddy, what are they doing in there ? Are they having hot passionate sex ? Well that's the part where people who are caught are later known as registered sex offenders for sex in public places, sex in front of children. So in other words ask yourself if the reward is worth the risk.

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          • RoseIsabella
            3 years ago

            Precisely, the store, and its customers did not consent to this.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          3 years ago

          It didn’t even happen ffs. And no one would’ve even seen us behind closed doors. Jeesh you need to chill.

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          • RoseIsabella
            3 years ago

            If you get arrested for having sex in public you will have to register as a sex offender.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              3 years ago

              Welp thanks for being a partypooper Rose. Each party requires one, and it’s you.

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  • Markbiff7
    3 years ago

    I crap in the fitting rooms of department stores.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Gross. Lol

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    Yuck.

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  • raisinbran
    3 years ago

    You could have jammed it up your butt instead of tossing it in a corner.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Wow. Why didn’t I think of that?

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      • CDmale4fem
        3 years ago

        Hell, or in your bra or your back pocket, or did you happen to have a ziplock and a purse with you ? That could have worked.

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  • LloydAsher
    3 years ago

    Why didnt you pick it up yourself?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I didn’t go through with it. And we were still shopping. Was I supposed to just walk around with it in my hand?

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      • LloydAsher
        3 years ago

        Yeah, at least it's your blood.

        Cleaning up other peoples blood is a bitch! Not to mention the countless diseases that it could contain (not saying it does)

        Not only is it gross but it's a health hazard to the public not to mention the poor bastard that has to clean up your hypothetical mess.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          3 years ago

          I didn’t do it....

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          • LloydAsher
            3 years ago

            That's why I said hypothetical mess

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