What’re y’all doing for halloween?
Are you decorating?
Are dressing up and walking around?
Are you going to parties?
Decorating the altar?
Dressing the yard?
I had set on being something. But I still can’t remember what it was.
I saw a scarf on my table and decided it would make a good Gypsy/ fortune teller. So I stormed my closet and consulted those closest to me. Refused their requests and figured an outfit. It was mostly for work so I neglected their opinions.
5 other people showed up in costume. I felt like an ass.
I had to make balsamic dressing and ranch. And sweep and clean bathrooms. I’m such garb.
I put make up on. Jewelry all over. Fucking mayonnaise. Fucking sauce.
Was it “fun”?
The Goddamn kids all had their own pumpkins. My eldest was too ill. My middle is a little useless. I wound up with THREE pumpkins to carve.
It’s not even fun anymore.
I looked cool.
The pumpkins are fucking amazing (Bc of me)
BUT FUCK ALL THIS SHIT.