Well thats tough...would you prefer?

Well if we're going to play the loophole game, mouthwash and flossing.

Well not brushing your teeth for a year will cause serious repercussions..

Not showering won't result in anything as serious as getting dentures..

if i had to choose between the two i'd go with the teeth. it's better than having your whole body smelling like shit.
besides, it doesn't say here that i can't bleach them so they look more white.

Wow, surprising results.

Let's put it this way, you could be like PigPen from the Peanuts cartoon, OR you could have all of your teeth rot out of your head, due to a lack of oral hygiene.

I don't know about you, but I'd rather not have all my teeth rot, lol.

I'm not disgusted by it, but whenever I have a crush on a guy, the horrible thought of "he poops" disappoints me, hahaha.

Brush my teeth and shower in the rain :)

I'll take Other (Add a comment) for 500, Alec.

Avoiding all retarded loopholes, I'd probably not shower and just cover myself in deoderant.

I'd rather not shower than not brush teeth. A dirty mouth is really upsetting. Teeth would probably hurt eventually too.

I choose to not take a shower for a whole year. I'd take a bath instead. Rubba Dub Dub! ^_^

I would go without a shower for a year cause it didn't say anything about not taking a bat in a tub!

I have to brush my teeth... I really really do. Like if I don't brush my teeth I might throw up. I think its so gross to not brush your teeth. Now....... Showering on the other hand is a completely different story. I don't know if I could go a year without showering but I have went a week without showering. Its actually quite normal if I don't do anything or go outside doing that week. I sometimes forget to wash up. I don't have a strong odor like most people. It takes a few days for me to actually start to have a smell. I take a bath every day now though and I really can't live without it but if I had to choose between the two, brushing my teeth is def a must. I don't like cavities, teeth aches and my teeth falling out, the worst thing that will happen with a dirty body is being itchy.

i've already gone a year without brushing. Hell, when i was a kid i went over five years without brushing, only using ACT mouthwash, and i never got cavities. granted, now, my dentist says i have the worst gums and enamel he has ever seen on a person my age.

I'd take the shower.
For my teeth I'd chew grasses and rinses with herbal stuff.

i would swim in the river and use a little pointed stick to clean my teeth but i must comb my hair every day so..other

I can't believe people too the no shower option. Unless of course loopholes are allowed, such as bath.

to not be able to touch children for a year

well if I can`t brush my teeth, there`s always mouthwash to look up too.