Weirdest thing you did as a child?

I tore the shingles off the roof thinking they would grow back.

When I found out girls didnt have penises I ran around kindergarten showing girls my dick.

I terrorized the neighbor by throwing rocks at houses, setting fires and other misc vandalism.

I was in constant trouble at school. Example include throwing the garbage down the stairs many times, throwing the vaccum out the second floor window, stapling my hand during a test and writting it out in blood, making bomb threats, etc.

I thought light fixtures and vents were cameras watching me and I would take things apart.

I regularly chewed on my shirt until it was soaked.

I got kicked out of several places such as the state fair, stores, and neighborhoods.

I could write a book about my childhood. I could write more things all night.

I bit my toenails
I stole stuff from stores
I graded other student's tests with my blood
I was lactose intolerant but ate dairy anyways and farted in closets, making them really stinky.

I used to do an "Autopsy" on dead bugs I'd find lying around the house and also used to eat cat biscuits :D

Sorry, last time I tried to go into that, it ended up in auto-moderation ;)

I used to perform "surgery" on earthworms because I aspired to be a veterinarian when I grew up.

I used to make my stuffed animals have sex with each other (no, I wasn't abused - I found out about sex through a science book about pregnancy - that was aimed at children and in our school library, funnily enough!)

Child pornography, I was 4, I didn't know what the fuck was going on.

set buildings on fire
threw molotov cocktails
tortured insects and was cruel to pets
was bullied and I was a bully
and there are some other things I wont even reveal here

4 boys. Me and my brother, another kid and his brother. All 5-8 years old. Hotel elevator. Pants down. Initially comparing/discussing peens. Later confused/wondering how come one kid (the one who suggested to do this) was the only one among us 4 who had a hard on during it all. . . .

I used to get nosebleeds all the time when I was in the fourth grade, and I would just let the blood drip like I didn't notice, because I thought it was cool.

Lots of things.
I use to try and walk on water lol
I ate some dirt on a dare
I kicked dogs and cats or any critter if they came near me.
I played on the phone making prank phone calls.
And probably a few more thing i cant think of right off hand.

nothin i doesnt still do

Weirdest thing I did as a child was your mother.

I jumped from one rooftop to another (4ft - 5ft gap perhaps) when I was 7. And it was cool until the brat who challenged me told her mom who immediately told my mom. And she broke my PlayStation and grounded me for a month. That tragedy still hunts me, never before had height struck fear into my heart.

I ate some pretty weird things... Like what I hope was tiny wild onions out of my neighbors yard and not onions that she threw out:/ ....and I tasted tree bark because the texture reminded me of chicken.

I also had a habit of collecting pencils with soft erasers because they felt comforting on my fingernails.

Ah, and I once rubbed bacon grease all over myself. Hah!.. and ewww

The weirdest...made a tent under a table and crawled around under it with my cat - thought it was sex lol

Sometimes too much freedom is not such a good thing? I did all of these things in the year after my parents divorced, mom wasn't too attentive.

I upchuck the boogie

The 1st is too embarassing but the second weirdest thing I ever did was lick another kids blood off a leaf in a dare.

Children are like little drunk people.

I think I ate a few of my siblings. Preemptively protecting my throne, I suppose.

Got "bionic blowjobs" by sticking my little prick in the hoover hose.

Hmmm, I guess my tendency to befriend adults instead of kids my own age. Well, I did have friends my own age as well, yet a lot of my interests were better shared with adults than kids. I was the nerdy kid reading books like "Mysteries of the unknown", a book series discussing the paranormal.

no comment ;)

picked poop out of my underpants and drew on the wall

Would invite my whole class over.
Acted like everyday was my birthday.
Getting older like 14 i relized i was gay. And would always go to peoples house's
Drink a hold shit ton of coffee
Talk to random strangers on the internet.

Everything. I was awful.

I dangled my gerbil by his tail over his cage and twirled him around many times until he was dizzy. Eventually a one-inch piece of the end of his tail broke off, he fell down and blood squirted around the sides of the cage. Then i made a shrine out of his tail by placing it in a small clear plastic box surrounded by a bunch of small wooden toy blocks arranged in a shrine-like manner. Needless to say, my mom was a little confused when she got home.

Around the time when i first learned how to masturbate, I jacked off my gerbils miniature penis until he came. Basically i just rubbed his genital area very rapidly and consistently until a small amount of sticky substance came out. I did this on multiple occasions.

I bit a kids arm in preschool

I stuck my finger under a girls butt while she was sitting down (older kids dared me to do it, i was very young)

I ran over naked to our neighbors house while they werent home, and locked myself inside until my mom came and got me.

I made bombs.

My parents/grandparents would tell me that I would look suggestively at teenage women when I was a baby.
I was also told that I would cry around ugly women.
I would also regularly play with electricity outlets.

Hmm. There is several things but I think the one that most people are grossed out by is I use to eat sticks of butter.